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"Take me to your dumner!"

But anyway, the Wood Elves are a weak point to Morrowind's graphics, definitely. Just look at D&D and Lord of the Rings, their Wood Elves look right, but stuffs messed up in Vvardenfell!

A Wood Elf with horns?
Spiky Brown Hair?
A human looking face??

Go home, Bethesda, and work on the Bosmer!

BTW, just to change the subject, I downloaded the Astarsis Face Mods, put the Data Files in the Datafile bit, and put all the Meshes in Meshes and Textures in Textures, yet when I use them or load them in, an unending plethora of ERRORS! appear. Then the faces are pitch white, but the hair works.

wtf?????
:help:

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I have never seen a toilet, outhouse, bedpan or any other personal-waste disposal installation.

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the most hilarious thing i did was i placed 20 goldesaints at balmora and i watched all the guards get slaughtered twas funny first time and will eventually be again. :lol:

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i like fargoth becouse when you give him his ring back you get a nice price, buying things at arielles tradehouse. the bad once's is the guards who mess with him.

Anyway. the thing that always happends to me is when i go into a cave i take up my weapon. Then i go to the people and press the use button and that really sucks when i can talk to them. Becouse they die when i am finished talking.

lol.... :blink:

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Though not necesarily in-game, one may call it cheating, and is quite useful.
Use the construction editor to make up a large room or something and make an entrance to it via balmora or somewhere and then fill the room with master trainers :P. People will have to figure it out what master trainers they are :)

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Do people in Tamriel go toilet in their buckets? In rivers? On guards' shoes?

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All of the above, depending on the factors involved... :P
And whether or not their wanted...

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I hope this isn't necromancy...

But when those stupid people don't respect you after you kill Dagoth Ur!

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I think that they go in the water. I mean, nothing else could make their little gold fish turn into slaughterfish! The only thing that could do that is bio-hazardous dumner waste from scrib jerky.

And for the ugly faces, either download Better Heads by Numberous People (Gorg, Anthrax and Motoki) and get the Better Bodies mod by Psychodog Studios. I've heard of some problems with finind the Better Heads mod, and I dont remember where I found it, so if you cant find it anywhere, just email me (naradras89@yahoo.com) and I'll send it to you. They are both an .exe so you just run the program and it installs the stuff in the right directory for you.

There is also a mod that lets you build houses out of pillows called Pillows n Bricks by Bloodknight33. Read the description on Morrowind Summit.

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Well...I did find two "diseased" guar's in their own little rocky area....?




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