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[Melu2]

As for funny, watching clouds 'come out' of a scribs rear end. (Clouds of dust when it taps its a** on the ground...  pun intended... will remove if too raunchy.)

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Seen the clouds but miss the sounds......! (that's disgusting)

[NinjaSalad]

This is something everbody can try, get within range of the stilt striders "Houl" or any longer noise then, as you can hear the noise go under water(very distorted) also if you can jump high, jump as this noise can be heard, also very distorted.

If you jump by someone while they are talking, the greeting seems to slow right down. lol give it a try!

[Jenlyn Fayre]

An idea for "The quest to put pillows to stupid places"... Mark theborders of every region with pillows!

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Hmm, I'll hav to think about that one. I've put a couple on top of some mountains already!

And the most stupid of them all:

Racer Plumes! (I have at least 600 now  )

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Wow! You could get some major drakes if you sold those! They seem to be pretty valuable.

[Abramul]

Something I've discovered...If you are well-liked by a merchant, they pay you less than they would if they hate you. so, if you are only going to sell stuff to one, Intimidate them (don't Taunt, dead merchants are useless) and then get their disposition back up to 20.
Does anyone know if a CE Command Humanoid makes someone follow you? I think there must be some merchants below Lvl 5, which I believe is the most you can put on a Daedric Tower Shield. (gonna check this)

[Malchik]

I can't say that I've ever noticed that. I tend to sell any items of value to the Creecrab for their full value.

It certainly is not true for the prices merchants ask for their wares, which do drop as they get to like you better. (This is particularly noticeable if you are buying training).

It could be an error on Bethesda's part similar to the Mercantile skill problem. Here the higher your Merc skill the far less you have to pay for what you purchase but ironically the less you are offered for your sales. But you also need to be sure you are comparing like with like. I remember once nicking the glass dagger from the Tevanni alchemist in Vivec and getting hardly anything for it. (It is in fact so worn it has almost no value but I didn't realise that at first!)

You know 'whoopee, glass dagger; 4000 smackers and no weight' - mmm!

[NinjaSalad]

Remember that the damage a weapon has on it (durability) affects GREATLY the amount you get for it when you sell the item, the bad thing is when you repair the item you will end up spending a fair bit of coin.

[Jenlyn Fayre]

I can't say that I've ever noticed that.  I tend to sell any items of value to the Creecrab for their full value. 

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Creecrab? I know about Mudcrabs, but what the heck is a Creecrab?

BTW, we're wayyyyy off topic. This is supposed to be about funny things we've seen in MW.

[Dilvish]

Has everyone seen Toddtest? You can visit Admiral Rolston, the ever seductive Pretty Kitty, and of course Todd's Super Tester Guy. Type COC toddtest into the console.

[NinjaSalad]

I'm not sure why he called it a "CreeCrab" but I do know that he's talking about the merchant crab right beside the Mzahnch dwemer rune

[Malchik]

Creecrab = Malchikian shorthand for Creeper/Mudcrab.

And I thought going to the effort of stealing weapons and selling them for nothing was hilarious!

I think the spoken asides from NPCs in Bloodmoon are often very funny. (Except the one about goats, I don't know anytghing about goats :shifty: )