134 replies to this topic

[williamren]

People always eats with their hands but almost everyone has forks and knifes.

[rakkar]

that's because it's unhygienical, they all come from inside rats and wolves

[Pushkatu]

Why are there so many mods that fix these things you guys complain about? jk


Why can't I have a decent talk with a NPC like I did in Morrowind, even if it wasn't voice acted? (thanks you Cliffwors for fixing this)

Why do I feel like a robot every time I see that compas that indicates exactly the spot where I should go? (not anymore, but it used to)

[Vadilou]

Where did you get your compass?

Where did you get your map?

Where did you get your journal?

How do you know where the heck are you when a location is reached? LOL

How do you know the names of the people if you never talked to them?

[Pushkatu]

Why do I need to sleep to gain a new level?

Where are the apple trees?

Where are the children?

[Vadilou]

You can change the level up thing to automatic in the Oblivion.ini <.<

bInstantLevelUp=0 to 1

[Pushkatu]

That actualy makes sense

You can stay under the rain for hours and stil not get wet.

You can't can eat all the food in game and still you don't need to use a toilet. LOL!

[Pronam]

Where did you get your compass?
Where did you get your map?
Where did you get your journal?
You bought them before you went to prison, the glue attack of 94 made them sticky...
therefore they could not be removed by the guards

How do you know where the heck are you when a location is reached? LOL
Cause that sticky map before you eye tells you so
How do you know the names of the people if you never talked to them?
They all wear invisible name-tags...
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-Why do I need to sleep to gain a new level?
to rest and meditate on what you've learned

-Where are the apple trees?
There are sufficient in the Great Forest.. Someone just ate all apples...

-Where are the children?
school
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Who ate all of the apples ?

why is everything logically explained and set up...but when you open the last grate of a sewer, you can set your race, class and birth sign again.. Who put magic on that grate

Why did they create a simple crowd at the arena, while they've never created a simple army?

Why don't I see people cook inside cities,..while goblins a bandits don't seem to do anything else?

[TheCalliton]

-Where are the children?
school

what do you think the goblins are/do?

[Pronam]

Thats from fable .....

Why can I pick up every coin, but never drop one?