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[MonkeyMakesBrain]

I have so many, but here are a few of my top favourites.


"What do we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?"

"Is it wrong that I find your summoned friend attractive?"

"You are an agent of Mara and an assassin! If I ever want to marry the wrong woman, then have her killed I know who to come to."

"I hope Mr Dragonfly does not develop a drink problem. He is already quite depressed."

I really hope we get more Mr Dragonfly lines in the next update. They are hilarious!

Anyway, just an idea.

Gary, please delete this if you want to keep everything a secret. I just thought it could be cool for people who think they've heard everything (I seriously doubt anyone has). Maybe if people even just post under what conditions they heard an interesting line?

[Smartbluecat]

In response to post #11144803.

Hey, Monkeyman, I don't mind at all. Post away. It's literally impossible for any one player to hear every line so knock yourself out.
Just keep things about Inigo's past out of it please.

Cheers.

Gary

[iseme]

''Look at us two Khajiit far away from home, Skyrim is lucky to have us''

''This place is like a sensory enema''

''Lady death I will see you soon''

''If you ever want to share some of my fleas, just let me know''

''I think the tiny man with the loud voice should shut his mouth, before someone shuts it for him''

''This place is so roomy it makes me want to run around and chase my tail, don't worry I will contain my self''

''When I walked into the bee and barb the Maven woman pinched my bottom, I am not just a piece of meat''

''Another dragon soul down the hatch, you must have a lot of room down the eh''

''Don't worry if the fire breathing lizard tries anything, I've got your back''

''If this keeps up one of us is going to get hurt''

''Is this what you really want?''

''Look at us a Dunmer and Khajiit setting the world right, we make Valour look good''

''Your people get quite the bad reputation, I have not seen you bite the head off one goat once''

''Yes! A spider''

''I am hoping I do not set my self alight with this torch, it has happened before''

''I heard you people have quiet the temper, I am suprised you have not tried to kill me, it was a statement not a suggestion''

''Smelly troll''

''What a mess, if anyone asks we found them like this, okay?''

''My future is brighter that your's I think''

''No matter how long I spend here, I will never learn magic of any kind''

''You certainly have a lot of skeletons in your cupboard''(dawnstar sanctuary)

''This place looks important, I wonder if anyone would mind if I carved my name on a wall somewhere''( sky haven temple)

Werebears, men, bears? men who are bears?(I have no official dlc's btw)

''Hehe I think the head cracked on the one''

''Do not waste you magic on me friend, I am fine''

''I......Iam bleeding''

''Your mammoth loving days are over''

''Where are all the female giants? Did you kill them all already'' (this one may need some confirmation but I am 85% sure he said it)

''I smell rats/I smell rodents''

''You will not have to worry about being ugly ever again''

''My friend you are hurt, heal yourself''

''I am thinking if you do not put on some clothes, they will throw us out''

Ill post more when I adventure some more:- but I met Inigo at level 114 with College of Winterhold, Civil war, Dark brotherhood, Thieves guild, Companions and main quest finished, so I may not have heard some. I edited some above, enjoy.

Edited by iseme, 13 January 2014 - 10:41 PM.

[MonkeyMakesBrain]

In response to post #11183834.

[Don't worry if the fire breathing lizard tries anything, I've got your back]- I've never heard that!!!

Edited by MonkeyMakesBrain, 13 January 2014 - 10:10 PM.

[iseme]

In response to post #11183834. #11183962 is also a reply to the same post.

Throat of the world, Paarthemax has to be still alive, I may not be 100% accurate but he says something along those lines.

[mayamahal]

"All this adventuring has given you a VERY nice body."

[fargoniac]

In response to post #11144803. #11144863 is also a reply to the same post.

I also want more Mr. Dragonfly lines.

[Smartbluecat]

In response to post #11144803. #11144863, #11321009 are all replies on the same post.

There are about sixty new Mr Dragonfly lines in the next update. I bet you my tail you've missed a few in the current version though. Try putting him down in different areas. He may say nothing... or he may just blow your mind.


(EDIT) Just did a quick count. There are over 80 new Mr Dragonfly lines in the next update.

Edited by Smartbluecat, 20 January 2014 - 03:21 AM.

[fargoniac]

"This headwear is crushing my ears." LOL

[Vamyan]

In response to post #11144803. #11144863, #11321009, #11321423 are all replies on the same post.

Does Mr Dragonfly ever respond?