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[The Mantis]

Thomas noticed a short ugly blue thing posing. He spit out his food and ran into the bathroom. The sounds of loud vomiting filled the tavern.

[Death_Penalty]

"Charming" said Kain, obviously unimpressed. "Looks like one of my failed experiments!" he said, nudging Raziel in the ribs and laughing.

[Hitokiri]

Nice pics bloodomen

[Omega6]

from the corner of the tavern an argonian speaks up:

"Have I been smoking too much Skooma again, or was there just a strange voice in the air?"

curious eyes look to the speaker and notice an abnormally short Argonain, a small horn emerging from his snout, his large round brown eyes scanning the tavern. He flaps his huge ears and the earings make a jingling noise. He reaches into his pack and pulls out a Skooma pipe and some skooma and begins to smoke while his eyes search the tavern for the voice that spoke before him.

[Racius]

Racius walks into the bar and looks at the various hung-over patrons, sighs, turns a table over, pulls out a few small vials from a pouch and lays them on the table.

"Each of you drink one of these, its an old Ashlander Hangover remedy, note it will take a few seconds to kick in, but it tastes A LOT better than the usual alchemical remedies"

Racius then looks at Kain...

"Hmmm... Drow... Interesting..."

[Omega6]

*in between hiccups and burps, Two-Toes the Argonian mumbles somthing*

"I... ammna... nnoooooooottt... hangged ober... meh freend...." when he finishes speaking he falls face first into the table... as he passes into an unconscious state he says "Sweeeeeeeeet Skooma"

[Death_Penalty]

"Indeed" says Kain to Racius, then swipes a vial from the pouch. He sniffs at the liquid carefully, deciphering it's contents. When the Wizard is satisfied that this is no ruse, he downs the vial in a manner that suggests how he got hung over in the first place...

[The Mantis]

Thomas walked out of the bathroom. And sat down next to Kain.

[Racius]

Racius sits down and suddenly, for no reason looks up and stares for a few seconds, after which he asks...

"Why in Sheogoraths name is Fargoth tied to the ceiling in womans underwear?"

[Nevex]

Nevex looks up.
"By Azura herself..its Fargoth! Hmm didn't notice earlier but it seems to have quite a bit of humor to it. I would laugh but my head would explode if I did..I still swear someone put something in that water. Hmm what is that you have? A ashlander hangover cure you say? Well I guess I will try it."
Nevex reaches over and takes a vial of the stuff then takes out some equipment before drinking it down.
"Incredible, I feel better...by chance would you be able to tell me the formula for it?"