Things about Oblivion that make you roll your eyes
#31
Posted 14 September 2009 - 11:05 AM
Champion of Cyrodiil walks into town. "MOVE ALONG, CITIZEN." Shouldn't guards know that if it weren't for my character, Cyrodiil would already be... Well... Daedric-Fied? :/
#32
Posted 14 September 2009 - 02:01 PM
The alcohol thing sort of makes sense. Before the invention of water purification systems, water was more likely to give you a horrible, deadly disease than hydrate you. Alcohol was sterile, therefore safe.
#33
Posted 14 September 2009 - 08:47 PM
The alcohol thing sort of makes sense. Before the invention of water purification systems, water was more likely to give you a horrible, deadly disease than hydrate you. Alcohol was sterile, therefore safe.
Exactly. But everyone in the game must have a liver of steel, because for a people that drink as much as they seem to, they sure are, well.... nice.
That's something that annoys me about the game too. Could be technology limitations, could be just lazy writing, but everyone is stiff as a board. There's no character at all. The whole game is so dry.
#34
Posted 14 September 2009 - 11:48 PM
Oh, LOL. We go from talking about how alcoholic the game is to "the game is so dry." LOLOLOLOLOL. Personally, I don't think it is, but then I spend an awful lot of time in the Shivering Isles. Your lips to His ears.The whole game is so dry.
#35
Posted 15 September 2009 - 12:45 AM
#36
Posted 15 September 2009 - 10:19 AM
1. Psychic gaurds.
2. Lack of respect.
3. Same voices.
4. Same type of structures.
5. Martin (I hate his faceand the fact that we save the world and he gets to be the king).
6 Rewards for beginers are really measly. now i am high level and everthing is too much.
#37
Posted 15 September 2009 - 02:04 PM
1) The same voices, how'd you tell what race they are without looking? listen to their voices... *mumbles.*
Add some accents in the next Beth!
2) Lack of Legion diffrence. I swear they must have a cloning facilitie hidden somewhere in the IC, most look the same :-O
Apart from that awesome game.
#38
Posted 16 September 2009 - 02:03 PM
4. "Look at the muscles on you!" "You have the hands of a healer." "Look at the muscles on you!" "You're a sneaky-looking sort." "You're a sneaky-looking sort." "You have the hands of a healer." "Look at the muscles on you!"... It's no wonder I end up murdering everyone I pass by.
5. "Pleasure doing--" *click* "You bought that for a--" *click* "Pleasure doing--" *click* "I wouldn't make that deal with--" *click* "That's a good--" *click* "That's a good deal!"
Oblivion's version of the Microsoft Office Assistant it seems hehe
#39
Posted 16 September 2009 - 08:37 PM
MS Office Assistant Paperclip: "Looks like you're trying to murder an obnoxious Dark Elf."
Me: "Really? I'd never have guessed. Now shut up, the guard isn't gone yet."
Paperclip: "Would you like me to mark the date?"
Me: "What? No!"
Paperclip: "I could format a letter for you."
Me: "That... doesn't even have anything to do with the--"
Guard: "Who's there?"
Paperclip: *hops out in front of the guard* "Looks like you're trying to find an intruder..."
#40
Posted 17 September 2009 - 01:49 PM
*sneaks into Imperial City Prison, about to murder Valen Dreth*
MS Office Assistant Paperclip: "Looks like you're trying to murder an obnoxious Dark Elf."
Me: "Really? I'd never have guessed. Now shut up, the guard isn't gone yet."
Paperclip: "Would you like me to mark the date?"
Me: "What? No!"
Paperclip: "I could format a letter for you."
Me: "That... doesn't even have anything to do with the--"
Guard: "Who's there?"
Paperclip: *hops out in front of the guard* "Looks like you're trying to find an intruder..."
That is hilarious. That paperclip dude bugs me.



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