28 replies to this topic

[evilneko]

Crotch shots should also be auto-crit if possible, or instakill like blowing off a limb. You know how big the blood vessels are around there?

And I was just sayin', if you hadn't said anything about NHUCK CORRIS, no one would've said anything...

[Nero1534]

I'm really surprised the mods havn't locked the thread for going off-topic, despite it being requested 3-4 times. Laziness much?

[tortured Tomato]

Why?
The only person who is able to stop Chuck Norris jokes is Chuck Norris himself.

But you can request this thread being locked. Just ask an Admin or a Moderator.

[UttaNutta]

Look, I won't say anything about you know who. I don't really think it's that great. Anyway, I would love to see this. But I don't think it will be in F3. It's actually gonna be in New Vegas. All the weapons in New Vegas have their own special attack. And it just so happens the golf clubs move is called Fore! Which involves swinging a 9-Iron into a slavers crotch.

I say it now. I won't use any other weapon.

[csgators]

Chuck Norris wears Tim Tebow underwear to bed.

[Rabbit 51]

In my opinion this thread should have been closed before it was started. Truth be told the only thing that's saving it are the Chuck Norris jokes. I don't even know what a "Chuck Norris" is. Everything I've learned of the man came from the Original Poster who posted the first remark. Broke your own rule didn't you?


Rabbit

[Tony the Wookie]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

[Skotte]

In my opinion this thread should have been closed before it was started. Truth be told the only thing that's saving it are the Chuck Norris jokes. I don't even know what a "Chuck Norris" is. Everything I've learned of the man came from the Original Poster who posted the first remark. Broke your own rule didn't you?


Rabbit

Off-topic: you can find out about Chuck here > Chuck Norris @ Wikipedia

on topic it would be difficult to allow the "family jewels" to be beaten. & I've seen a pic in my US PCGamer that looks like it hit the enemy's head, though I don't know if the body is "zoned" (like ranged weapons) when using "Fore!".

[Nadin]

Bah! Alex mercer can beat Chuck Norris any day!
Alex mercer's EXISTENCE causes zombies.

On topic, where has the OP gone of too? I was serious in my last post.