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[Sojiro]

Owyn, hands down

"I heard a rumor that you're an idiot, any truth to that?"

And later, after completing the Arena

"Hello, my friend. What can this grizzly old blademaster do for you?"

He was afraid to admit that he likes me

[brandy48457]

Mazoga the Orc is one of my faviorite think its funny how she says call me Sir its one of thoughs funny things they call you sir knight after you complete the quest its quite funny

[Rakos]

gotta bring a few npcs into it that ive always loved

1. The book store owner in bliss for this line "Places to see people to do" also the fact that she was pretty much the biggest ***** in the game had chains in the bed room and everything even when i slaughtered her the tombstone outside new sheroth read "Finaly sleeping alone"
2. I dont know why but the priests of order always got my attention
3. Sheogorath because hes a mad-man like me plus the BEST line in the game ever

"They are gathering forces in my fringe, AND I DONT LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE GATHER FORCES INSIDE MY FRINGE!" with his voice acter its perfect

[Ginji]

"They are gathering forces in my fringe, AND I DONT LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE GATHER FORCES INSIDE MY FRINGE!" with his voice acter its perfect

The nits of Order.

[seanpadley]

I like Owayn (I think thats his name), the "Grizzled old blademaster" who gives you the Arena matches.

He has some great comedy lines - "he looks like a bit of a dandy, but he's deadly with a blade".

He made me laugh anyway.

[Rhydderch Hael]

I like Owayn (I think thats his name), the "Grizzled old blademaster" who gives you the Arena matches.

He has some great comedy lines - "he looks like a bit of a dandy, but he's deadly with a blade".

He made me laugh anyway.

"...and try not to die before the gate opens!"
"If you cross her in any way— I'll rip out your damn liver."
"...now, go kill something before I get all weepy."
"I guess you showed that Wood Elf what you thought of his little dagger!"

[Ginji]

Or how about:
"You smacked that Ork so hard, her mother back in (I forgot) started bleedin'"

[SickleYield]

Back in Orsinium.

I like Orcs in general and Mazoga in particular. I was also very amused by a bug my game developed after I did the quest for the Cheydinhal Fighters' Guild wherein you carry weapons out to a mine. There are three characters in the mine, an Altmer, a Redguard and an Orc.

Every time I got caught by a guard after that, I would pay a fine. When the game loaded up again, the Redguard, Altmer and Orc from the mine would all be right there at whatever castle it was, grinning and happy to see me. And what did the Orc say almost every time? "I feel I can truly share with you!"

Amusei is way up there for me, too. He keeps showing up in different quests as the guy with the worst luck ever...

[ninja_lord666]

Every time I got caught by a guard after that, I would pay a fine. When the game loaded up again, the Redguard, Altmer and Orc from the mine would all be right there at whatever castle it was, grinning and happy to see me. And what did the Orc say almost every time? "I feel I can truly share with you!"

I'm not sure that's a bug. I think that's just them checking up on you, because the fighters guild doesn't like lawbreakers. That's just what I think; it happens to me as well. Who knows, maybe it is a bug...

[Ginji]

Every time I got caught by a guard after that, I would pay a fine. When the game loaded up again, the Redguard, Altmer and Orc from the mine would all be right there at whatever castle it was, grinning and happy to see me. And what did the Orc say almost every time? "I feel I can truly share with you!"

I'm not sure that's a bug. I think that's just them checking up on you, because the fighters guild doesn't like lawbreakers. That's just what I think; it happens to me as well. Who knows, maybe it is a bug...

It's not a bug, it's just lasiness on Beths part, all they do is stand there, smiling.