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[RatcatcherOfKvatch]

The Love Ballad of Mannimarco*

Who's the necromancer
who puts the "romance" in "necromancer"?
Who's the life and death enhancer
and most talented grave-top dancer?
Mannimarco,
you break my heart-o,
Mannimarco.
Who's the raiser of the dead
all the girls are dying to meet?
Who made fashion history
dressing black from head to feet?
Mannimarco,
you break my heart-o,
Mannimarco.
Who seduces all the ladies
and he likes the mens-folk, too!
Who likes kinky things like choking
till your face a-turning blue?
Mannimarco,
You break my heart-o,
Mannimarco
Mannimarco has the sexy way he always rrrrolls the "r"
But mages they get jealous when The Marco he's a star ...
So burned up with envy was that insipid guild,
the Mannimarco they say he must-a be killed!
How the vile Crusader glowered as The Marco say, "Why frown?"
Mannimarco-gigolo have plenty to go around!
But the new Archmage was jealous, maybe of the Worm King Gown,
and Mannimarco, beautiful prince, the tawdry Archmage struck him down!
*sniffle*
Now my restless soul is stored
in the pommel of a sword ...
*sniffle*
Poor Mannimarco,
sweet Mannimarco,
you break a-my heart-o,
Mannimarco.

* Sing it to the tune of any Italian love song you like -- in terms of style "That's Amore" wouldn't be too far off -- but for full effect be sure your "r"'s are well-rolled ...