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[Rhydderch Hael]

That stupid girl orc. Don't remember her name, but she proclaims she's a knight, and that u should help her get to fishermans rock to kill some knights.
Man, I hate those cooky orcs!

I loved it when she says "Let me here you say yes Sir Mazoga" or what ever her name was. at some point I went back to some cave where she goes and found her dead. I took her armor and stuff and sold it.

Lawrence

On my latest run with Mazoga, I had her stand by the campfire of Telepe while my Cassie jumped atop the ruins and waited for Black Brugo to show up. When Mazoga caught sight of the Black Bow Bandits and engaged them, Cassie sat back and watched the show. When the dust settled, four corpses were fertilizing the weeds outside of Telepe.

[WoogieMonster]

Has anyone mentioned the pirates in the Waterfront District? When you get too close to them they start singing that annoying song as some kind of veiled threat. After 2 or 3 times I got fed up and sent them to sing in Davey Jones' choir.

[Planty C]

anyone that wont die whilst ur an assassin
twatting them as hard as u can but "Their still unconscious"
y can't the all jus die

[Dudechapguyman]

As someone has already mentioned, that battlemage in the mage's guild quest that walks into a trap and gets smashed into the ceiling.

And not because he's an idiot.

It's because I saved him from the trap. Accidentally, mind you. In any case, doing so caused the quest to glitch. The guy helped me with the first necromancer we came across, and then froze up. As did the ghost he summoned. So I just left them there and cleared out the entire place, finally getting to the room where you press the button that reveals the mage you're supposed to find, who was turned into a zombie. Except, the button would not work. Because that damn battlemage was still alive. So I had to go back to him and get him killed. The problem was, there were no more NPCs to kill him, as I had defeated them all. And I'd be kicked from the mages guild if I killed him myself. So I had to get him onto the trap without actually hurting him myself.

It took some time.

I wasn't even sure if the guy was SUPPOSED to be killed by the trap or not. I had no idea if the fact that he was still alive was what was causing the glitch. It was just a hunch. I'm certainly glad I was right, because that quest was a pain in the ass, and repeating it would have been a pain.

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SPOILERS BELOW:

Actually, not the Orum gang. Falcar. Locks his room with Needs a Key and his Black Soul Gems with easy, (Where they would be much more inconspicuous if it wasn't locked) doesn't bother to conceal his pro-necromancy nature, only survives past your Associate period due to Druja's impatience/carelessness, and doesn't put Life Detection up before taking long, meaningless walks (along with all his Necromancer buddies) outside his obviously-evil lair (I think that's called Genre Blindness). All this aside from him outright trying to be a total male without a father.

Ooh, that reminds me of that stupid Nord at the Leyawiin guildhall. Kalthar, was it? Reveal his big evil plan and attack you right after walking through an entire fort's worth of player-produced corpses stronger than him, and doesn't draw his weapon beforehand. Beyond all this, he could easilly have just walked up and locked the door from the other side with his fancy "Needs a key" key that he has no reason to own, trapping you forever. Definitely second place.

[Lord Slyther]

My most hated NPC? That two-faced male without a father Uriel Septim which most people call him their emperor.

Reason : Didn't give a reason why the player was in jail for, and even allowing the Dunmer to get away with Morrowind's law.

[hoots7]

Maglir, even if you try to help him out he still turns on you.

The female Mania guards, while they are attractive I hate the fact that they always say “GO” after you finish talking to them, even if you’re The Duke of Mania or even after you have become the new ruler of The Shivering Isles. Seems like they should show more respect.

[Rhydderch Hael]

SPOILERS BELOW:

Actually, not the Orum gang. Falcar. Locks his room with Needs a Key and his Black Soul Gems with easy, (Where they would be much more inconspicuous if it wasn't locked) doesn't bother to conceal his pro-necromancy nature, only survives past your Associate period due to Druja's impatience/carelessness, and doesn't put Life Detection up before taking long, meaningless walks (along with all his Necromancer buddies) outside his obviously-evil lair (I think that's called Genre Blindness). All this aside from him outright trying to be a total male without a father.

Ooh, that reminds me of that stupid Nord at the Leyawiin guildhall. Kalthar, was it? Reveal his big evil plan and attack you right after walking through an entire fort's worth of player-produced corpses stronger than him, and doesn't draw his weapon beforehand. Beyond all this, he could easilly have just walked up and locked the door from the other side with his fancy "Needs a key" key that he has no reason to own, trapping you forever. Definitely second place.

On that grace, there's always Gogan and Maelona.


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They're actually undercover Anvil City Watch who were set up as a married couple so that the Sirens could victimize Gogan. Then they'd get specific details and hard evidence on the gang's operation. But instead of actually prosecuting the Sirens once this happens, they use the incident as a cover story to lure unsuspecting adventurers to risk their own lives seeking out their headquarters at Gweden Farm.

And the worst part of it all, while the hapless adventurer is inside the place, Gogan and Maelona are lurking just outside, fully armed and armored, but only bother to enter the place after all the fighting is done. So much for Anvil's Finest offering a helping hand...










**SPOILERS**


Faustina: "Damn. You're working with the City Watch, aren't you? I didn't think they'd be stupid enough to send you here alone."
Player: "Actually, yeah— they are that stupid..."

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In their defense... *SPOILERS BELOW. Can we get this moved?*



I was under the impression Gogan didn't actually get robbed, and the Sirens were too street-wise to go after him. Hence, they needed the player.
Though, still, they really could have lent a helping hand in the fight...

[Micko]

Maglir, even if you try to help him out he still turns on you.

The female Mania guards, while they are attractive I hate the fact that they always say “GO” after you finish talking to them, even if you’re The Duke of Mania or even after you have become the new ruler of The Shivering Isles. Seems like they should show more respect.

Took 7 pages for someone to say Maglir.

I hate that little punk.

The Yellow team Champion is worth a mention too.

The Count in Bravil is a good candidate for a poison apple.

As for the Golden Saints "Go" I actually like that and have even clicked on them just to hear it lol.

There's heaps out there that should show you respect and don't. The Bravil Mage that wants Imp Gall talks to you like you're dirt even if you're the Arch Mage. Should be a dialogue line where you can threaten to bust her arse down to associate if she doesn't watch her tongue.