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[Faceshifter]

939: Nobody has ever heard news from the other provinces, and if they have, they don't want to talk about it.
940: Every guard has been called upon a Khajiit who was acting suspicious, but was in fact grooming his tail.
941: All guards have some trouble with evil feet, they could be killing them, or they could be. (" Good, my feet are killing me " "There's evil afoot citizen")
942: There is in fact one bird in Oblivion, it flies over Chorrol. If you stand on the first step of the castle stairs, you should cast a fireball straight up. The more area the better. After some while trying, you will hit something.
943: Most readers will scarcely believe 942, but when they stand on that step, they will not resist the urge trying.
944: There is no fact 919

[silenzer]

945 - the whole world freezes when you have a conversation.

[Daledge]

946. Hygiene is non-exisent.

[LordFrostcraig]

947. If you wanted, you can be a god and kill everything in your path.
948. Guards like to suicidally follow you to the bottom of the bay and drown.
949. If you jump off Dive Rock with guards trailing you, they'll follow and die.
950. By eating a poisoned apple, you will die.

[Lazilot]

951. If you are intentionally caught stealing - You might be an Awful Thief
952. If you kill a guard, and just walk by - You might be a Terrible Assassin
953. If you 1 hit KO a beggar, and call yourself Pro - You might be a Noob
954. If you do any of the above - You are Definately a Noob

[erloriel]

955. You can reforge a broken sword without a furnace or any additional materials other than a hammer and said sword.
956. Vampires can only drain the blood of the sleeping, anyone who awakens is obviously untouchable.
957. For no reason what-so-ever, the female armour looks like it has inferior combat qualities, but still retains the same defencive value (iron greaves).
958. The end of the world will be postponed until the player character has beaten the arena, gotten some loot from multiple dungeons, punched a troll to death,etc.
959. Everyone, no matter how thin their clothing is immune to snow and frost, as long as it occurs naturally.

[mojodajojo]

939: Nobody has ever heard news from the other provinces, and if they have, they don't want to talk about it.
940: Every guard has been called upon a Khajiit who was acting suspicious, but was in fact grooming his tail.
941: All guards have some trouble with evil feet, they could be killing them, or they could be. (" Good, my feet are killing me " "There's evil afoot citizen")
942: There is in fact one bird in Oblivion, it flies over Chorrol. If you stand on the first step of the castle stairs, you should cast a fireball straight up. The more area the better. After some while trying, you will hit something.
943: Most readers will scarcely believe 942, but when they stand on that step, they will not resist the urge trying.
944: There is no fact 919

919. There's now a 919.
960. Everyone in Oblivion is completely and totally obssessed. They only care about one thing in the universe. They talk about it constantly every hour of the day. The object of their obssession? Mudcrabs.

[Daledge]

961. Your character has a huge invisible backpack that can carry hundreds of pounds of items.
962. Your character can pause time, open up a handy little menu and change his gear, have a look at the maps or view his current quests!

[Ghoulz]

963. NPCs nip 1 health away with each strike while you can 1-shot them, yet they claim to have fought godlike mudcrabs and lived to taunt you with their tale.

[frakle]

964. Lava is a useful decoration. If you're a melee user, smack the enemy into the lava with repeated quick attacks, blocking their attacks so they stagger also causes them to sometimes stagger backwards towards their doom. You can't loot them, though... unless you can take lava burning you into a crispy critter.