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[scarhunter92]

169-You´re the only person that can buy armors for his horses.

[Abramul]

170-Lava doesn't instantly kill you if you fall into it.
171-Also, you can swim in it...apparently it's about as dense as water.

[scarhunter92]

172-Poors can change their voices whenever they want.

[LoginToDownload]

I prefer 172: All the beggars are faking.

[scarhunter92]

173-There is nothing stronger than the Imperial Legion.

[Jonlissla]

174: Imperial soldiers have different armor in Cyrodiil than they have in Morrowind.

175: Mortals can challenge Gods.

176: It doesn't matter how tough you look or which armor you're wearing, all that matters is the stat, so even a Rat can take out a Minotaur.

[Vagrant0]

177. Walls are paper thin, but can withstand everything that you can throw at them.
178. The insides of a building are usually larger than the outside.
179. There are dozens of mines, but no miners (ogres don't count).
180. Sheep like apples.
181. Bandits will try to kill your horse before giving you a second thought.
182. You cannot hit yourself with your own arrows by shooting them into the sky, you can however hit other people.
183. You cannot sail anywhere from the IC docks... Unless your boat can fly.
184. There are no birds, but plenty of feathers.
185. There are no mirrors.
186. Argonians and similar races don't wear shoes, they wear human feet which have shoes attached. (look at the skintone.)

[hoots7]

187. It rains so hard in Cyrodiil that it goes right through the buildings and roofs.
188. Some people want rats in their basement.
189. The Yellow Arena Team won’t let you join.
190. No public transportation system in the Imperial City.

[Sojiro]

191 - No one cares about that naked dead guy in the street.

192 - When someone is determined to find you, they can find you in any house, in any city.

193 - Farwil + Daedra that keeps running into the lava = Lol + frustration

194 - Paralyzing people is fun

195 - All forts are in ruins. There are none that are fully functioning.

196 - There are no sexy women without mods.

197 - Savlian Matius spends the rest of his days in a ruined, burning castle. Without his armour.

198 - Telekinesis serves almost no purpose

199 - Umbra + Azura's Star = Never-ending awesomeness

200 - No one will ever age. But you will level up.

201 - There are a plethora of worthless spells on sale.

202 - Without the player, no one will ever get anything done.

203 - You kill someone or something in almost every quest.

[DeathWarrior]

204: Everyone in Oblivion is between the ages of 15 and 65 unless they are modified physically and/or given a different storyline (In the editor it shows age being a number between 15 and 65)

205: I found out that on Wikipedia it states that Nords are not only based off of Scandinavians and other Germanic people but Slavic people (mainly Russians) as well