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[Planty C]

206: assassinating some one then dragging the body with you doesnt attract the guards at all.

207: Twattin a Khajiit down the stairs when invisible and in 3rd person

208: what ever amazing thing you do, like assassinations, stealing an elder scroll etc, everyone talks about you in the most benevolent way



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[Jonlissla]

209: In Tamriel, there are no toothbrushes.

210: In Tamriel, there are no showers.

211: In Tamriel, there are no toilets(!).

[scarhunter92]

206-Daedras are supossed to be the ultimate-badass-looking-uber-creatures-that-come-from-an-infernal-dimension. But they can be P0WN3D by a bunch of humans.

[untitled]

213- No mater how hard you try, you cant burn down buildings

214- Thank god you have a map in this game.. if you didn't you would be screwed

215- You dont have to eat a single thing

216- you would think all that time of drinking potions you'd need to take a whizz

217- getting near an oblivion gate looks awesome (sky changes color, it gets windy, its like going through hell and back)

218- at some point, you could probrobly run faster than a horse

219- pick locking is more of a challenge

220- people in this topic are saying more negative things about oblivion than positive

[scarhunter92]

221-No matter how hard you try, guards will always find you.
222-The Emperor has the weakest defense in the game. A noob with a cheap dagger killed him (and it wasn´t a sneak attack).

[ninja_lord666]

223: Apparently no one has any original ideas and keeps copying earlier ones.

[Jonlissla]

223: Apparently no one has any original ideas and keeps copying earlier ones.

Do you mean for Oblivion or for the thread?

224: Powerful Wizards/Mages tend to create their own castles/dungeons, but you can't do the same when you're level 90+. Divyath Fyr was at level 60, if that's not high enough, then what is?

[ninja_lord666]

223: Apparently no one has any original ideas and keeps copying earlier ones.

Do you mean for Oblivion or for the thread?

For the thread.

[poopgoblin]

225: The windows are a LIE!

226: Sewers serve no purpose other than a lair for bandits/goblins/mudcrabs/etc.

227: NO! You MUST be the savior of the world!

228: Racism is OK, and encouraged.

229: It's normal to ask people you don't know about necrophilia.

230: Music will always tell you when the s&*% is about to hit the fan.

231: Bow down to the mighty console!

232: Ruined dungeons, that are occupied by people who make a living doing whatever it takes to make a buck, are always stocked up with loot.

233: The cheap shack is more useful than the huge mansion (you don't have to walk 32.8 miles to get to your loot chest)

234: The biggest city's ghetto is full of some of the nicest people in the game.

235: You can't instantly fast travel to a location, even though you know where it is.

236: You can fast travel across the country without ever being attacked on the way.

237: You forget how to fast travel when you're inside. (There's a mod to fix this, I suggest you find it)

238: If Bethesda were to create the borders for America, illegal immigration would stop, until they figured out how to mod.

[dangle]

225: The windows are a LIE!

230: Music will always tell you when the s&*% is about to hit the fan.

232: Ruined dungeons, that are occupied by people who make a living doing whatever it takes to make a buck, are always stocked up with loot.

haha gold

238: a guard could be right around the corner and 2 seconds away from catching you, but you wont be pressured because lockpicking is always accomplished instanly, no matter the difficulty.