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when you try jumping your way up Mount Everest

 

when you shout "Odaving" in school the next time somebody bullies you

 

when you try enchanting your Mouse and Keyboard with "% to better gaming"

 

when you try disenchanting your buddys Mouse and Keyboard because he obviously has the "% to better gaming" enchantments

 

when you create a Potion out of plants around you and find out you created a "Potion of Stomach exhaustion"

 

when you marry someone and find out there is not much more to it.....wait thats real life!

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you start taking voice lessons so you can shout louder.

 

you place something on the bookshelf and worry that you are going to knock everything else off.

 

you dive fully clothed into the nearest body of water catch fish.

 

you can speak fluently in the language of dragons.

 

you pretend red bull is a potion of ultimate stamina.

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When you complain about the graphics around you being downright horrible.

 

When you break an arm and expect it to regen within a minute.

 

When you beat up emos hoping to get Porphyric Hemophilia.

 

When you try to brawl people on the streets for information.

 

When you try to forge a hundred iron daggers so you can forge high-end armor.

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when you ask your significant other to look more pixelated.

 

when you give your significant other clothes and they won't wear them.

 

when you have multiple copies of the same book lying around the house.

 

When you follow random strangers so you can see what they do for a living.

 

When you are caught in the rain you shake your fist at the sky and shout LOK VAH KOOR!

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