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[Lord Slyther]

My line is 'DON'T **** WITH ME!!' after killing an NPC. I want my char in Oblivion to say that after the attacker is dead, but I gotta learn audacity's concepts on how to handle MP3 formats.

This is a line I made entirely myself in the game, using the CS. It wasn't from the game itself.

[rollitlauncha]

Dar Jee, the thief argonian in Leyawiin:
"Hi, I'm Dar Jee, a Khajiit in disguise. Wanna see me lick my butt?"

The Khajiit joke he tells you is also good.

[Alaisiagae]

Ah, but can you beat Morrowind's "I don't recall using a teleportations spell... but there I was, alone... naked..."?

I like the "Home is where you hang your enemy's head!" line, too! Sheogorath has some of the best lines, as well.

"You got yourself a deal, idiot. Now I can sell it for five times its worth."
"Hssst, get away from me housecat! Ugh, look at that fur, what a disgrace!"
-M'raaj-Dar (if your character is a Khajiit)

[Malachi Delacot]

My favourite, and I had to use it in a picture.

" *gasp* You're The Gray Fox ! Please don't hurt me !"

[Aoikani]

Dar Jee, the thief argonian in Leyawiin:
"Hi, I'm Dar Jee, a Khajiit in disguise. Wanna see me lick my butt?"

The Khajiit joke he tells you is also good.

rofl! you got to be kidding me!? ...... oh I'm going to die laughing!

[rollitlauncha]

rofl! you got to be kidding me!? ...... oh I'm going to die laughing!

No, actually I am a very serious person. But you gotta check him out for sure. He's always wearing his black shirt and leather pants.

[madman132]

"I dont know who the 'Night Mother' is. But she pays me to kill People. My own Mother should have loved me that much!"

"I know what you're thinking. Gorgron, he's to big to be sneaky! Well, you're right! Me? I just like to go in and hack my Targets to Pieces. Ha!"

I like Gorgron gro Bolmok =)

[Organ]

I Think mine would have to be " I'm so happy I could just rip out your intestines and strangle ya with em" Sheogorath

My second is " You'd better not fail me or... Out come those intestines and I jump rope with em"

Its also funny when a guard kills another guard then walks over to the body and says "we have a killer in our mist, but who"

[Carah]

TWO ARMS! TWO ARMS!

[Aoikani]

I've seen a dark elf attacked by another dark elf and then after killing him, "You're a traitor to the race!"

Aoikani

.. ah, I've been modding too long.