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[Jntk]

"Have you seen all the rats around here? Its making me crazy! First this guy decides he's gonna make a million, opens a fancy restaurant: Rats in a Cream Sauce, Rat Flambe, Rat Necrom with Bonemeal Gravy, Deep-Fried Rat, Lemon Rat and Wild Rice, Rat Ragu with Powdered Deer Penis ! Of course, when the guards found out, they ran his sorry butt out of town, but they left the rats. Rats!"

-weebam-Na when asked about Leyawiin

quite amusing i thought

[giskarduk]

Mine is when a Legioneer says to you.

"You have my ear citizen".

I always feel like saying "No, sorry, both of these ears are mine and Im keeping them."

Giskard

[Jntk]

oh Giskard reminded me of one.

'if you get into trouble come find me'
-Imperial Guard

its a very nice thing to say but when ever I'm in trouble near Imperial guards its usually when i have just broken the law and resisted arrest.

[spyro1201]

"Buzz, buzz, buzz... Go away, little fly."
- Dulfish gro-Ogum

"Farewell, my friend. May your blade always strike true. And first. Hee hee"
- Blue Team Gladiator

"I am SICK of Orcs coming in here and giving me the business. OOOOHH, Bugak got books! OOOOHH, Bugak's a sissy scroll scribbler"
- Bugak gro-Bol

"Have you seen all the rats around here? Its making me crazy! First this guy decides he's gonna make a million, opens a fancy restaurant: Rats in a Cream Sauce, Rat Flambe, Rat Necrom with Bonemeal Gravy, Deep-Fried Rat, Lemon Rat and Wild Rice, Rat Ragu with Powdered Deer P**is! Of course, when the guards found out, they ran his sorry butt out of town, but they left the rats. Rats!"
- Weebam-Na

"Urbul gro-Orkulg knows you NEED axes and blunt weapons. BIG ones. So, he makes them and sells them here... Slash 'N Smash, the BIG Orc Weapon Shop. BIG weapons. For BIG heroes."
- Urbul gro-Orkulg

"You want light armor? Pah! Why wear fluffy flutter when you can wear REAL armor? But if you MUST have light armor, talk to Maro Rufus. Idiot."
- Varnado

Yeah those are some of my favs too.But i'd like to add some.

...CHEEESE FOR EVERYONE,no wait scratch that..."-Sheogorath

...You horse's ass...-Thornir i think.You can clearly hear him say it to the guards when you get arrested in the "Two sides of the coin" quest Hill-arious

The necrophilia lines from the Skingrad alchemist.

And last but not least:

When you ask the Kvatch guard captain "What's going on" he says "We lost a damned city,thats what" In a way i find that kinda funny.

[TPex]

Lord Rugdumph gro-Shurgak speach is soooooooo funny!
The insults that the dunmer in prison says to you ...it changes with race and gender.

[deadnerzhul]

May have been said before but...

"Like this one time, I had a contract to kill a little Nord girl at her 6th birthday. She asked me if I was the jester! And I said, 'No... I am the messenger of death!' You should've seen the look on her face! Huh huh huh!" Somehow, this line always makes me laugh.

[MrCooper2006]

Yeha Giskard that one always makes me laugh

"You have my ear, citizen"


My friend was round one time and he says "Why did you take his ear?"

Still not sure if he was joking or not