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[Chesto]

I'd pretend to be innocent and lost young girl, wait until some bad people take me in to do something terrible to me or lure them to a secluded dark place, and then rip their throats off, drink their blood, feast on their hearts and throw what is left of them to dogs. I don't like bad people.

Sarya, I didn't realize you were so dark . I think I'm going keep my nose clean when I'm around you.

...and for dog's sake, carah, never have a nose bleed around her.

[Chesto]

Open a bordello

Dezdi... you do realize that i am still standing on a chair over in your newbie thread, right? You carry on like that and i am likely to have a serious fall, which at my age could be fatal.

And will you be doing discounts for OAP'S? Or take chocolate in exchange?

Dark semi-sweet please.And of course blood spillers and children are not allowed into my chocolate bordello
It's strictly adult and those that act and think like them too

Then I think that you and I may be able to do some business. You give me the monopoly franchise on the chocolate front and i'll give you... this chair. I think i'm done with it. And anyway, i feel a nose bleed coming on, what with the height i have been lingering at. Which, with some around here, could be a fatal malady.
Put her there!

[dezdimona]

Open a bordello

Dezdi... you do realize that i am still standing on a chair over in your newbie thread, right? You carry on like that and i am likely to have a serious fall, which at my age could be fatal.

And will you be doing discounts for OAP'S? Or take chocolate in exchange?

Dark semi-sweet please.And of course blood spillers and children are not allowed into my chocolate bordello
It's strictly adult and those that act and think like them too

Then I think that you and I may be able to do some business. You give me the monopoly franchise on the chocolate front and i'll give you... this chair. I think i'm done with it. And anyway, i feel a nose bleed coming on, what with the height i have been lingering at. Which, with some around here, could be a fatal malady.
Put her there!

sounds like a deal----Partner

[Sarya]

Carah, what's wrong about being dark? Besides, you're not a bad person, so you've got nothing to fear, honest

[Chesto]

Dark semi-sweet please.And of course blood spillers and children are not allowed into my chocolate bordello
It's strictly adult and those that act and think like them too

Then I think that you and I may be able to do some business. You give me the monopoly franchise on the chocolate front and i'll give you... this chair. I think i'm done with it. And anyway, i feel a nose bleed coming on, what with the height i have been lingering at. Which, with some around here, could be a fatal malady.
Put her there!

sounds like a deal----Partner

Okay... so ... you will do the bordello side of things ..and i will do the catering...well..chocolating. Just so no one gets the wrong idea about the division of labour in your establishment. People can be very quick to criticize when they expect someone like you ...and i show up covered in chocolate stains. And I'm not going through that again. Ever.
And i have some interesting ideas ...shall we call them novelty chocolate items...that you might want me to run past you. Could be very popular with your clientelle. By the way, will it be quite an exclusive clientelle? Dont fancy sharing my creations with riff raff. These are hand crafted items I'm talking about here.

[Carah]

Carah, what's wrong about being dark? Besides, you're not a bad person, so you've got nothing to fear, honest

Phew!

That's good to here, and there is nothing wrong with being dark, it keeps life interesting.

[Carah]

I ever tell you my real life name is Martin Septim ?

... and a corrupt preist you would be, just the way I like them.

[Chesto]

Carah, what's wrong about being dark? Besides, you're not a bad person, so you've got nothing to fear, honest

Phew!

That's good to here, and there is nothing wrong with being dark, it keeps life interesting.

Especially if it's chocolate. Did you receive my catalogue yet, c. ?

[Sarya]

Carah, I'm glad to hear that...
Now, what was this topic about?

[Chesto]

Carah, I'm glad to hear that...
Now, what was this topic about?

Bears...no...bordellos...no,chocolate.... Awwww....