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[madman132]

For us ugly People, theres always Alcohol =)


I love Pr0n Mods, they are hilarious

The Girls look like Plastic mostly and the Guys are well equipped with Dongs made out of frozen stupid.
Sadly, most Pornmods require an insane amount of work to get them to run. Way too much for a laugh.

Regarding the Romance Mods: Women there fall for me like i am the last male in Cyrodil. A bunch of Flowers, then take her out Horseback riding and after that, have a nice dinner.

In real life, it takes a little bit more than beeing a emotional dead mute to impress Women

Well, in the "Romancing Eyja" Mod, there is the incredibly romantic "Fending of Hordes of Goblins and other Creatures on the Way to some crappy Bridge" which will make every Woman fall for you of course.

Standing ankledeep in the Blood of this Fantasy Creatures, being surrounded by their Corpses is so romantic, isnt it?

[tyreil829]

the ugh... "Pr0n" mods are just for people who dont bother with life its kinda sad but what you do is not my problem

Romancing Eyja is qutie a laugh though a great mod

Carth Onasi

[Revial]

I have to admit the companion mods and the er...romance mods are somewhat useless. (At least to me.) Don't get me wrong, I get a bit lonely in the world of Oblivion but I haven't turned to screwing the NPCs. I don't judge the maker of this thread for wanting..."more" shall we say?

Plus, there's no time between my slaughtering the guards and running to fetch more arrows for romance and companion-ship. (At least on my evil characters.)

[tyreil829]

i only use Soina or Ruin for large scale quests and quests i download from the nexus but other then them i do the rest on my own its more CMs i do use a lot for the main quest ot keep matan alive while i blast meruhnes dagon

Carth Onasi

[dezdimona]

I have two I use rarely,one is from Dexwoods saga, the other is a custom creation,that will one day be made available

[tonypacojerte]

Very well, mon ami, perhaps it did come across as judgmental. I don't think such a thought was in my mind when I wrote my initial response, it really was meant as a gentle ribbing and I'd like to think so of the other people.

In any case, good luck on your search for the companion mod you'll enjoy, there certainly are quite a few out there but I think the closest you can get to what you're thinking is either Ruin's Tail...

Thank you, gentleman. I owe clarify that my native language is not French but Spanish. I mentioned the French to try to explain my unaccustomed decorum and etiquette when I speak in a foreign language.

Thank you for your further advice.

Okay, tony, since you bothered to explain your rationale for interest in this genre of mods, here's what I've seen.

Romance mods (Ruined-Tail's Tale, or The Romancing of Eyja) do exist, but they gloss over the sexuality.
Sex mods (Kendo's Demon Consort, or Naughty Johanna, for example) also exist, but they tend to lack any sort of romance... they're mostly just vehicles for pixellated porn.

If you're hoping to find both romance and sexuality in a mod, you're probably going to have to create it yourself.
Do a category search for Adult Content, and you'll see what's out there.

My recommendation for real-life companionship still stands, though I guess I'm eating a bit of crow if you've already got a 'life-partner'... even us long-term computer and RPG geeks fall prey to our own stereotypes, now and then.

Nice and comprehensive batch of information, thank you gentleman.

And yes, I think that oneself cannot expect to start a risqué topic without getting glared demonstrations of personal virtues in return.

Nevertheless I am grateful that things finally seem to get in the correct track again.

For us ugly People, theres always Alcohol =)

Oh, come on gentleman. I am sure your supposed ugliness is a mere lack of confidence. Dare to realize you are not ugly at all.

May I recommend you the use of spirited beverages to make others ugliness more bearable rather than numbing one's self-awareness.

[Revial]

I think he missed the punch line.

[tyreil829]

whos punch line?
Carth Onasi

[Revial]

The last one. The punch line was that alcohol made ugly people cuter/handsome/etc etc.

[humanbean234]

I'm thinking y'all may have missed his punch-line.
Lost in Translation works both ways, gentlemen...