Corrupt a Wish(game)

[MalachiDelacot]

Wish granted because the stinking bat found his key to the door and went off to get some beer.

I wish billyro had a better hobby than sniffing bats. ( how else would he know it stinks ? )

[billyro]

Lol.

 

Wish granted, my new hobby is being an actor... a highly paid actor. :yes:

 

I wish the lights weren't so bright.

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted. Now they're too dim to see, and you stub your toe and bonk your shin on the furniture.

 

I wish I knew what my cat was thinking in that little brain of his.

[billyro]

Granted, he is thinking of attacking your face.

 

I wish Skyrim was prettier.

[brokenergy]

Granted, it broke your computer

 

I wish that Jamie's character development was not ruined

[YoungSinatra]

Granted, but Jamie sold his characters to a game developer who sued everyone who hasn't paid for the characters (keep in mind I know nothing about Jamie's character development).

 

I wish I wasn't still temp-banned from the chat xD

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted, you got perma-banned from the chat instead.

 

 

I wish the store wasn't out of my favorite salsa.

[MalachiDelacot]

Wish granted because you just discovered Herdez salsa and realized it was so much better than that brand made in New York City.

I wish I could fart the national anthems for every country in the world and would become famous and be paid a lot of money to perform.

[YoungSinatra]

Wish granted, only one day you fart so hard that you crap your pants, while being filmed live in Russia, and they hang you for it.

 

I wish they would make a truly acceptable Game of Thrones game.

[Carah]

Wish granted, but you can only play the game on an old computer using DOS commands.

 

I wish I had telekinesis.