AaronOfMpls Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Granted. In an alternate universe, Frank Zappa's daughter Moon Unit was adopted by Don Herbert, a.k.a. Mr. Wizard. Now she's visiting our universe, and she wants to say hi. I wish I had a winning lottery ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Granted, but you only won one dollar. I wish public education didn't such harder than a black hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Granted, it didn't such. It did however became a huge talk point of politics and the government privertized education I wish for an idea for a master research project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Granted, you decided to research why some individuals in Hollywood pay little-to-no attention to source material when adapting a property to film. While extremely thorough and enlightening, your paper is given a failing grade because M. Night Shyamalan is writing this chapter of your life and thought this would make an interesting twist. I wish stomach viruses would stop bothering me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Granted, they evolve into brain viruses and move north... I wish things were normal once again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Granted. A bunch of things near you turn into a copy of Normal, Illinois. Researchers are stunned to find a perfect (if uninhabited) copy of a US town in your part of the world. They converge on it from all over the world for years to come. I wish I had some chips and salsa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Granted but they were cheap and tasted like cheap I wish to win something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Granted, you win a plastic cup with holes in the bottom. I wish Chuck Norris would stop randomly showing up to smack my face against the keyboa rkahw dgkj ahgw ahgd wahgdakja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Granted. Jackie Chan does it instead, hitting you with whatever's convenient in the room. I wish I weighed less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex2avs Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 (edited) (resurrects thread) Granted, you are now easily blown by the wind. I wish i could sleep more. Edited January 4, 2019 by alex2avs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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