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[Darmoth]

A topic dedicated to the funniest names of characters or items you've found in Morrowind...

My all time favorite, would be the Northern Belt of Knuck-Knuck. Found in a cave on the way to Pelegiad.

[thanateros]

my fav would have to be someone's post about slappy-ho-female dog (argonian of course), so i vote for that as funniest character name.

[Darmoth]

Errr, well I meant characters that were in the official game and expansions... But we'll accept Slappy-Ho-female dog on general comedy alone.

[cmac]

Godrod Hairy-Breeks. if I can recall correctly, he is the owner of the Belt of Northern Knuck-Knuck.

[Darmoth]

:lol: I forgot that was his name! LoL!

[tmons78]

How about that book on the fishy sticks? I don't remember the exact name, but you can't read it cuz of all the sauce! I thought it was pretty funny.

[Baphomet]

The Slappy-Ho-female dog comment came up in a previous thread, now lost forever I fear; that had to do with the oft posted "Wouldn't-MW-Be-Cool-as-a-LAN/MMPOG?" post...

And just to be anal, I believe it was actually The Big-Pimp-Daddy-Slappy-Ho-female dog. I remember just about spewing my morning coffee all over my monitor when I read that.

Ahhhhhh Nostalgia...

[link]

i came across a piece of clothing in the editor called the Horned thong, or something like that, there was definetly the word thong in there someplace though.

[Theta Orionis]

The Slappy-Ho-female dog comment came up in a previous thread, now lost forever I fear; that had to do with the oft posted "Wouldn't-MW-Be-Cool-as-a-LAN/MMPOG?" post...

And just to be anal, I believe it was actually The Big-Pimp-Daddy-Slappy-Ho-female dog. I remember just about spewing my morning coffee all over my monitor when I read that.

Ahhhhhh Nostalgia...

I think it was Pimpy Ho female dog Slapper the Argonian... and I nearly sprayed my drink across the screen when I read that, too :lol:

As for funny names...there's a couple of people Maiq the Liar mentions....the Argonian Im-Leet and the big Nord Rolf the Uber...

As far as names go, 'Crassius Curio' tells you pretty much all you need to know about the guy... :ph34r:

[thanateros]

ah that was such a good thread, and i think we'll agree it's some variation of what everyone has claimed it to be. yea, i just about sprayed coke all ove my keyboard over that one, especially since every other player (for those of us that play d2) on bnet is some retarted middle schooler whose trade screen consists of bugged valors and enough king's jewels to make your head spin.