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[Switch]

i have to say the funniest item i found in the game was that zainab thong thing (i forget the exact name) that ur given for becoming the nerevarine of their camp :lol: i daresay the same one link came across in the editor. ^_^

[SothThe69th]

Fat Lutes, obviously.

[Omega6]

Hey man, my Dark Elf Bard has had a fat lute in his inventory ever since i found it, everytime i read the name "fat lute" it brings a childish smile to my face.

[Darmoth]

d00d, I have teh phat lUte.... B)

[Omega6]

why is the lute so funny anyways... i mean i laugh when i hear "fat lute", but why is it funny (i am giggling like a little girl as i write this)

[Darmoth]

Fat Lute, is a play off of Fat Loot, from idiot EverQuest players. Also known as Phat l00t, fat lewt, phat lewt, and ph47 13\/\/7. This is why Fat Lute, is so funny.

[Omega6]

ah, now i understand

[cmac]

When you are made Nerevarine of the Zainab, they give you en enchanted thong. God, I hope I'm the first one to use it-- they don't even tell you where it goes. I hope it's a shoe.

[cmac]

Godrod Hairy-Breeks. if I can recall correctly, he is the owner of the Belt of Northern Knuck-Knuck.

I can't help but wonder what a "breek" is...

[Omega6]

The Zaniban thong, it goes around your neck like a necklace, just imagine the hero and savior of all of Morrowind wearing exotic womans panties around his/her neck... oh yeah, exotic womans panties belonging at one point to an ashlander....