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[Evil Spoon]

none of the above, the worst way to die is spending an hour fighting a giant guar on max diffaculty, naked with a spoon (mod i made, 1-2 thrust damage) used all my health potions and items and left with a whole 3 health when it was all over. only to be struck down by a dreamer that i pissed off 40 levels ago whilst I despreatly scrounged around for a measly peice of marshmerow to make a healing potion with, THAT is a bad way to die

[AndrewJohn]

How I hate Fargoth, he's a whining little Wood Elf runt, I don't give him his ring back, I keep it, cause it is a useful ring, or you can, because there is a quest that you can get the ring back by talking to the Nord at the top of the stairs in Arrilles. Being lockied in the same room as Fargoth, who'll bore you to death with his whining. DEATH BY BOREDOM.

[radium]

a) Having to marry Mistress Therana.

B) Falling out of the sky from 10000 ft like that guy with the scroll of Windwalker.

c) Having to listen to Crassius Curio's new play.

d) Going through one of those dwemer contraptions with all the wheels and cogs.

e) Being cursed by Dagoth Ur and turning into Fargoth.

[Shakkara]

Falling out of the sky from 10000 ft like that guy with the scroll of Windwalker.

What's so bad about that? At least you can enjoy the view for a while.

[Racius]

Ok... just to go OTT here...

Your knocked out, tied up, Dressed in LeFemm Domina armor and thrown into a locked room with Fargoth, Gaenor and Crassius Curio... (and thats if you are male)

Im scared...

But if it were just me and fargoth in a room... all you would hear would be:

"You must be a thief..." *SNAP* *sound of dead body hitting floor*

"Im a murderer too now you retarded pre-pube cretine!"






-<plenty of Fargoths were hurt in the making of this post>-

[Lilarc]

[FONT=Arial] :o Well... I voted for cliff racers but I realized Fargoth and Crassius still give our characters the worst death penalty... Maybe it would be more interesting if you were trapped in the fields of Kummu (with acid as as water surrounding it) with Fargoth, Crassius, and... Uncle Sweetshare (I dunno if that's correct.. but he's the moon sugar guy in bloodmoon).

[Lethal]

Falling out of the sky from 10000 ft like that guy with the scroll of Windwalker.

What's so bad about that? At least you can enjoy the view for a while.

And theres no Fargoths up there!


Could you imagine, falling from the sky, no parichute, no umbrela, just Fargoth falling next to u? I would be praying the ground was approaching quickly.

[boohoomoo]

LOL :lol:

Cast Silence on Fargoth and use him as a landing cushion.

Better yet, take the opportunity to beat him senseless, then use him as a cushion.

[JAZZA747]

slice fargoths jugular vain and watch him die but he probaly still talk you to death

[JAZZA747]

Head for the hills fargoth is comeing arrrrrrrrrrr