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ninja_lord666

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    Finding my next victim...

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  1. There are no Morag Tong assassins in Oblivion... :glare: With DLC Mehrune's Razor. ;) We've pretty much established that we're only talking about Vanilla Oblivion, because not everyone has whatever mod is being mentioned, like that one. In may be official, but I, and many others, would rather not pay five dollars for a mod that's not even close to being as good as what you can get for free.
  2. There are no Morag Tong assassins in Oblivion... :glare:
  3. The bunnies charge after jojo and jump into the water. However, the lake is filled with rabid snow bunny eating turtles of chocolaty goodness. Back in his Fortress of Doom and Cookies but Mostly Doom, Ninja decides a new tactic. He sends his rabid snow bunny eating turtles of chocolaty goodness eating doom snakes of high cholesterol to invade the lake and eat all the rabid snow bunny eating turtles of chocolaty goodness. Ninja then leaves, assuming everything goes as planned, to inspect the construction of his Giant Death Laser of Mass Destruction.
  4. Lo, despite jojo's impressive hunting skills, not even he can take out millions of rabid snow bunnies and is soon overcome by their sheer ferocity.
  5. Ninja watches everyone fight phantoms of their imagination from his throne in the Ice Fortress. "What's with all these crazies, lately?" he wonders aloud. Ninja then pushes a few more buttons on his Ninja Control Panel. Suddenly, the snow near jojo man begins rising, forming a hill, small at first but steadily growing. When the hill is fully six times his height, the top bursts open like a volcano and millions of rabid snow bunnies pour out and attack everything in sight.
  6. OOC: Yeah...um...do you know what narration is? I was narrating. The character, Ninja, is safe in his fortress. Also, it wasn't Ninja who broke you, that was the Great Old One, Himself, Cthulhu. You chose a bad name; no one can take Cthulhu's name. IC: Unfortunately for chesto, his hallucinations are just that: hallucinations.
  7. What happens next is quite unexpected, really. This 'Old One' suddenly gazes upon the face of madness, terror strikes him as no other. For there can only be one Great Old One, and this impostor is not Him. His mind snaps; his grip on reality dissolves. He is left standing in the snow, a gibbering mess. Paranoia floods his newly opened mind until he cannot trust even himself. Fear wraps itself around his heart until the very things he once loved are now frightful. Doubt is cast upon his thoughts until the most basic of objects now seem foreign and eldritch. This 'Old One', this madman, sees a fleeting glimpse of something in the snow and runs in terror, screaming about imminent death, attacking anything standing before him.
  8. When I say integrity, I mean there's a big steaming hole in the wall.
  9. Integrity? Since when did walls have to adhere to moral codes?
  10. Ninja, you might want to check the integrity of your Ice Fortress's walls again. :D
  11. What I want to know is who gave Site Bot anything less than five stars? :P
  12. Freud...going to start a mother-hating crusade, are you? :P
  13. "OOO! A new playmate! I shall have much fun with this one, I think," Ninja said with anticipation as newt entered in the Snow Arena. He grinned evilly as he pushed a button on his Ninja Control Panel to bring up his Ninja Control Panel. After thinking about what he should do for several minutes, Ninja came up with a wondrous idea and pushed the button on his chair to conjure up a giant snowstorm. Within the next several posts, the Snow Arena will begin being covered in a thick layer of s-------eginning with this pos------------e and everything will be fl--------------------ite scour---------------------! Run while y--------------------------med by th-------------------------- de-- Moderator edit: Don't hold a key down to make a point, it screws up the forum display. Buddah
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