jacky138

I am from Hong Kong as a native Chinese, and I found its dumb-founding that a Chinese Navy submarine does not have one single Chinese character on the ship. seriously, not even a pair of chopstick? we would starting to feel sorry for ourselves if we hadn't touch a pair of chopstick in like two weeks ffs! they are really convenient and does not require lots of space to store them, you would think a Chinese submarine would have atleast store a drawer of them onboard if nothing else... I can provide some help in Chinese words if needed since I had Chinese as my first language. Also, I think some "Chinglish" sign could be interesting to decorate the sub with, for instance: xiaoxin dihua (caution, slippery surface)--"please slip and fall down carefully"/"take notice of safe slippery are very crafty" dangxin pengtou (watch your head)--"careful when meet"(the word 'pengtou' had two meaning in chinese, "bump on the head" and "meeting") Xishoujian (Toilet)--"Urine District"/"Hand Washing Space" Jinzhi chouyan (No Smoking)--"No Smocking" Feiqing wu jin (Do not enter unless when invited)--"Not In" Xiaofang shuan(Fire Hose)--"Fire Fydrant"/"Fire Cock"(I actually saw this myself, I have no idea...) edit: I just found out chinese character are too much for this site, so I'll just use pinyin instead...

I'm surprised nobody even came up with this idea yet. I mean theres a Donald Trump companion out there already. wouldnt that be awesome to have gunny as your friend? he could be appear as a pre-war sentient ghoul sergeant in army uniform stationed in one of the military outpost (maybe national guard training ground?) Id imagine the first thing he said when he saw us to be "No s#*!. what have we got here, a f*#@ing comedian!" and all the awesome line could be implemented in combat, just imagine gunny with a minigun spreading bullets into hordes of ferals while yelling lines like "Who's the slimy little Communist s#*! twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant?!" "IM GONNA RIP YOUR BALLS OFF!" "SLIMY SCUMBAG PIECE OF s#*! PRIVATE PYLE!" "LEMME SEE YOUR WARFACE! AHHHHHHHHH! THATS A WARFACE!" "I GOT YOUR NAME! I GOT YOUR ASS!" "YOU LITTLE PIECE OF s#*! YOU LOOKS LIKE A f*#@ING WORM!" wouldnt that be awesome with a guy like this at your side? the affinity dialogues could take from the TV shows he held, or just take from full metal jacket when in negative affection, he could stright up yelling stuff like "YOU HAD BEST UNf*#@ YOURSELF OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND s#*! DOWN YOUR NECK! NOW SOUNDS OFF LIKE YOUVE GOT A PAIR!" to the face of the sole survivor.