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hello every one this one name is Sah, you might have seen her videos on the uhmmm video section need some one to make a very very simple difficulty mod The Ultimate Difficultly Mod A mod that will for example CAP your health at 500 points (regardless of any armor enchantments) 500 points health is the max you can go Adept version: health caps at 600 points Expert version: health caps at 500 points Master version: health caps at 450 points Legendary version: health caps at 400 points Sah version: health caps at 350 points (don't think even I could beat this without a few RIP) I am a strong believer that the biggest flaw in Skyrims games mechanics is that you can have unlimited health depending on your levels and enchantments, at around 500 points health you start to reach the immortality threshold, beyond this point you start becoming immortal just from the amount of health you can have, for example with 700 points health a hit from a deathlord is like a mosquito bight thank you for your time :dance:

Skyrim Morning Herald New Year's Countdown Edition Reporter Sah: "Do you feel let down that you only get a crappy 10 second countdown for New Years?, never fear beloved readers because this year our paper will COUNTDOWN a full day ... YES all 86400 seconds. Join us in a 86400sec countdown marathon as we will keep you updated with 86400 posts of what happens second by second bringing you all the suspense, excitement, drama & anticipation as we countdown to the new year" HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVERYONE

Direct copies from Bethesda Forums Editor Sah: “Welcome beloved readers to this year’s 2018 Bethesda Holiday Special Edition Edition, it is our commitment to you the reader that we will bring you the latest & most ground-breaking news as we make it up. This year we will be using state of the art technology to bring you the TRUTH & NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH using an Anti-stress Squishy Squeeze Stretchy Skiver Animal Toy … correction using the Micro Electric Shock Finger Lie Detector Game & Party Toy, batteries are not included for Safety reasons and regulations and other mambo jumbo legal stuff, so the zappy part does not work and it will not hurt our Reporter Sah who has volunteered to test it out” Editor Sah: “our Reporter Sah who better win The Pulitzer Prize (pÊlɪtsÉr) award for achievements in newspaper and online journalism has volunteered to test out & get calibrated with the Micro Electric Shock Finger Lie Detector Game & Party Toy, and especially for you beloved readers we have pulled all the strings and called in our resident expert in these sort of things, part time Lie Detector Expert & first day on the job Institute Scientist Rodrick (and YES It dose helps if you have a son called Shaun, also known as Father, and is the leader of the Institute)” [institute Scientist Rodrick starts plugging in Reporter Sah to the Micro Electric Shock Finger Lie Detector Game & Party Toy witch the batteries are not included for safety reasons] Institute Scientist Rodrick: “Now this next part is especially delicate, so if you can please look straight into the light...” Reporter Sah: “LISTEN! … What part of I did NOT volunteer don’t you get, it’s a set up? … Hey is everything supposed to be purple?” Institute Scientist Rodrick: “Hmm? Oh that's just a calibration error... how about now?” [suddenly there is a big discharge of electricity from the Micro Electric Shock Finger Lie Detector Game & Party Toy witch the box says batteries not included for safety reasons] Reporter Sah: “ouch that hurt?” TRUE Institute Scientist Rodrick: “hmm it looks like its working” TRUE [suddenly there is second big discharge of electricity from the Micro Electric Shock Finger Lie Detector Game & Party Toy] Reporter Sah: “OUCH … that hurt again?” TRUE Institute Scientist Rodrick: “this is not a calibration error... someone must have secretly put the batteries into the Lie Detector & it wasn’t me” TRUE Editor Sah: “As Editor of the Skyrim Morning Herald I am responsible for the safety of all my reporters, it’s out of the question as Editor of the SMH paper that I would take part in doing such a thing” FALSE Editor Sah: “OK … it was a prank and I did it for fun because I was bored” FALSE Editor Sah: “its pay back for Reporter Sah not winning The Pulitzer Prize (pÊlɪtsÉr) award for achievements in newspaper and online journalism” TRUE Institute Scientist Rodrick: “can we get on with this I have very IMPORTANT scientific stuff & things to do back at the Institute” FALSE Institute Scientist Rodrick: “uhmm what the? … OK will be going out with other Institute Scientist and dear friends for dinner” FALSE Institute Scientist: “is going to spend the night drinking and crying about my miserable life living underground … “ TRUE Reporter Sah: “should it be doing that? Like its TRUE/FALSE & answering everyone?” ERROR Institute Scientist Rodrick: “Now I get it, so sorry it’s my first day on the job and I have plugged all of us into the Micro Electric Shock Finger Lie Detector Game & Party Fun Creative Toy witch the box says batteries not included for safety reasons” TRUE, TRUE & TRUE Editor Sah: “did you notice that if you ask a question it says Error?” ERROR Reporter Sah: “what’s the speed of the Spanish Sparrow?” ERROR Editor Sah: “What? ... Is it supposed to say ERROR all the time? …. What happens after to many ERRORS?” ERROR & ERROR Reporter Sah: “In 2019 will I win the Pulitzer Prize (pÊlɪtsÉr) award for achievements in newspaper and online journalism?” ERROR, ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR & ERROR ….. SELF DESTRUCT INITIATED Institute Scientist Rodrick: “what in the name of the Father have you done? We are powering the Micro Electric Shock Finger Lie Detector Game & Party Fun Creative Toy witch the box says batteries not included .….. We are powering it with a NUKE from Fallout 76!” FALLOUT 76!!!!!! ..... ERROR, ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR, ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ….ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR & ERROR [suddenly a voice from the Lie Detector] This Lie Detector will self-destruct in five seconds. TRUE 5 4 3 2 1 PIFF! (The PIFF sound affect will be fixed in the next Bethesda patch) FALSE Our paper would like to wish you a Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year TRUE & TRUE SKYRIM THREAD NEWS Reporter Sah: “hello beloved readers welcome to yet another Bethesda Holiday Special Edition Edition, it’s just another day as normal in Skyrim and in the far distance the echo of the words “RUN! ….Why is everything faster than me? ….Oh no I'm going to die ….Aww ð© RIP again” echo as yet another beginner bights the dust & learns the hard way, this year our paper will be more Bethesda themed compared to your usual Skyrim Report, this year we will be looking at all the new Bethesda games and giving you our professional reviews” Reporter Sah: “this year’s top Bethesda threads per category are …………. drum roll" SKYRIM GENERAL PAGES is the Show us your screen shot Thread with 1.3m Views SKYRIM MODS GENERAL & REQUESTS is the “Show and Tell” thread by Lycan SKYRIM SUPPORT PC is the thread called “CTD help pleasessssss” by some unknown with 3 Views ARTS & FAN FICTION is the Dead is Dead competition “Adella’s Way” that has absolutely nothing to do with role playing by Rick/Adella with 549.9k Views Reporter Sah: “we could not find a drum so we had to use a synthesizer our paper apologies for any inconvenience … here have 500 Atoms on us”...... READ MORE POTATOES, CABBAGES & LEEK SYNDROME Reporter Sah: “After conquering Alduin, you rushed off to wed your true love but the at the last moment you got cold feet and ran away, Now you mourn alone, in some dark Tomb, with no one to hear your cries of torment, Dragonborns all across Skyrim are choosing isolation in some dark & dangerous tome or cave than rather be heartbroken from being rejected by the one they love because they won’t give up there Dragonborn ways” Reporter Sah: “If this sounds familiar then you too might be suffering from the Potatoes, Cabbages & Leek Syndrome & you’re not ready for a long term relationship or commitment & you’re not ready to give up all the adventuring and killing stuff and settle down and grow potatoes, cabbages & leek all day, happily married with your spouse and sitting on the back veranda having some cold mead watching all Dragons fly by reminding you of the good old days” Reporter Sah: “yes there are of course the advantages of being married like a homemade meal & a clean armor and undies every week & don’t forget about the hanky panky …. And don’t forget all the cash they make for you” Reporter Sah: “but there is nothing that compares to adventuring alone in the wilderness where everything wants to kill you, you hungry all the time and you might have contracted a disease or two, your overcumbered and you got no potions left, a big nasty dragon wants to eat you for dinner and your body odder is the best defense you got against wolves & bears” Reporter Sah: “Don’t let the Potatoes, Cabbages & Leek Syndrome get you down and seek medical help right away, don’t let a homemade meal & a clean armor and undies every week & all the hanky panky and don’t forget all the cash….uhmm ?” Reporter Sah: “ahh what the heck just get married and sneak out when there not watching everyone else does it, it’s much better than you mourning alone, in some dark Tomb, with no one to hear your cries of torment “ ………READ MORE BETHESDA PATCH & UPDATES UPDATE Reporter Sah: “hello beloved readers this week we are looking into conspiracy theory’s revolving around Bethesda’s patch fetish, thousands of gamers from across the world feel the pain every time Bethesda releases a new patch and are complaining about how its wrecked there modded game ext. today we will be talking to some conspiracy theory experts about the Bethesda Patch Conspiracy Theory” Conspiracy theorist #1: “the patches contain nothing …. uhhmmm that’s about it” Conspiracy theorist #2: “Bethesda has a secret lab in AREA 51 where they are experimenting on patches using alien technology from the Roswell Space Ship, how do you think they got all the ideas for Spacethingie?” Conspiracy theorist #3: “there is a giant underground laboratory where Bethesda has built this giant particle collider machine, the idea is to get two patches to collide with each other at the speed of light and open a doorway to a Parallel Patch Dimension, if this ever happens it will cause an paradox of patches & an unlimited amount of patch’s and downloads until all your HDD & SSD and all your hard drives are full” Reporter Sah: “there is off course the other side of the story & the extent Bethesda is going to fix bugs and issues using patches” Reporter Sah: "Mannequin Factory's have been closing down across Skyrim at an alarming rate as the local population simply refuses to buy them because they move around too much! We are standing outside the last mannequin factory left in Skyrim and we are talking to the owner and Mannequin CEO Mr Manne Quin" CEO Mr Manne Quin: "it’s not our fault Skyrim customers can’t read instructions, we do provide a BIG NAIL for the base of the mannequin stand but no one uses it!" Reporter Sah: "ahh so that’s what the NAIL is for?" CEO Mr Manne Quin: “we are working with Bethesda to have the Big Nail included as part of their next patch, if there is one thing Bethesda knows how to do is make a patch, we will get you your Big Nail to you, and you can shove it up the base of your mannequin and we promise it will never move again” [That very moment outside the Factory, a Cheech Marin lookalike Mannequin Sales Man is Shouting] Mannequins, mannequins, mannequins! Come on in Mannequin lovers! Here at the Mannequins Twister we’re slashing mannequins in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of mannequins! This is a mannequin’s blow out! Alright, we got white mannequins, black mannequins, Spanish mannequins, yellow mannequins. We got hot mannequins, cold mannequins. We got wet mannequins. We got smelly mannequins. We got hairy mannequins, bloody mannequins. We got snapping mannequins. We got silk mannequins, velvet mannequins. We even got horse mannequins, dog mannequins, and chicken mannequins. C'mon, you want mannequins, come on in Mannequins Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don't want it! Come on in Mannequins lovers! Free patch with nail included Reporter Sah: “in other related news, Bethesda has revealed that they are finally going to fix the falling cow out of the sky bug by including parachute’s in there next patch/update, we will bring you more news as we make it up” ………READ MORE [sUDDENLY] Courier: "I've been looking for you again, got something I'm supposed to deliver - your hands only." Reporter Sah: "it’s about time" Looks at the label on the BIG box ð from Amazon.Skyrim FRAGILE - HANDLE WITH CARE Opens the BIG box Inside is another BIG box that is shaped like a pony Looks the label on the box ð that is shaped like a pony LIVE CHRISTMAS PONY.... FRAGILE - HANDLE WITH CARE Reporter Sah: "its Christmas, don't judge me!" THE ELDER SCROLLS VI NEWS Reporter Sah: “Not much was revealed by Bethesda about the Elder Scrolls VI in this year’s E3 presentation by Todd Howard and all we got was a very small video that raised more questions than it answered, the big question on every ones lips is where in Tamriel will it take place?” Reporter Sah: “ our paper after examining the small trailer and subjecting it to all sorts of gamma ray tests, has come to the conclusion and is the first in the world to say with 100% confidence & reveal that the Elder Scrolls VI will take place in one of the below locations” Valenwood is a south-western province of Tamriel, west of Elsweyr, south-west of Cyrodiil and east of the Abecean Sea. Home to the Wood Elves or Bosmer. Elsweyr is a region of Tamriel bordered by Valenwood on the west, Cyrodiil to the north and east and Argonia to the east. It’s the home of the feline race of Elder Scrolls, the Khajiit. High Rock bordering Hammerfell and Skyrim, you’ll mainly find Bretons of the Tamrielic Empire here. It’s a land of powerful mages where children are tested early for magical potential. Hammerfell is a vast province to the west of Tamriel. The region is bordered by High Rock to the north, Skyrim to the north-east and Cyrodiil to the east and south-east. The Redguards call Hammerfell their home The Black Marsh, known also as Argonia. It’s bordered by Morrowind to the north, Cyrodiil to the west and protected by both the Topal Sea and the Padomaic Ocean. Its ruled by the King of Argonia and an Argonian Royal court. Akavir or the “Dragon Land” is one of the only areas in this list that’s outside of Tamriel and is the homeland of the Akaviri. Atmora, also known as Elder Wood, is a frozen continent way to the north of Tamriel, across the Sea of Ghosts. The Summerset Isles, also known as Alinor, is an archipelago consisting of three major islands: Summerset, Auridon and Artaeum. It’s home to the Altmer or High Elves/Western Elves. Reporter Sah: “now that we know the location its very easy to get a general idea of what kind of background story it will have, we will bring you more Elder Scrolls VI news as we make it up”......READ MORE THE ELDER SCROLLS THE BLADES NEWS Reporter Sah: “The Elder Scrolls: Blades is an action role-playing game played from a first-person perspective. The game is designed specifically for mobile devices and features touch-screen combat that involves a lot of tapping and a lot of swiping and chucking your phone in anger when you RIP” Reporter Sah: “The latest mobile phone models where released today by retailers all across Skyrim & all phones where sold out in a matter of hours” Reporter Sah: “this latest mobile craze has had its effect on the NPC population of Skyrim who now just walk around all over the place not watching where they are going and bumping into stuff because they are playing or Bladeing as it is now called on their phones” Reporter Sah: “Walking is super good for you, unless you happen to be walking and Bladeing. In which case you’re putting yourself at serious risk: According to the National Skyrim Highway Traffic Safety Administration, NPC deaths already numbered 5,376 from NPC walking of cliffs, walking into wolf dens or Giants camps or stepping on giant mud crabs ext ext.” Reporter Sah: “Jarls today had to take drastic measures for NPC that ride/drive and are Bladeing at the same time. Violation of the law is a misdemeanour, punishable by a fine of 2500 gold coins for a first offense, 5000 for a second offense, and public execution & permanent suspension of horse driving license for a third offense” Reporter Sah: “this one was willing to give Bladeing a go to see what all the fuss is about and to see if you can do Bladeing & take a selfie at the same time, below is what happened when she came across the Three Thugs “we are here to teach you a lesson”” They attacked this one outside Falkreath the first Thug had a Samsung Galaxy Note 9 N960FD Dual sim 6GB witch was enchanted, the second Thug came at this one with a Refurbished Apple iPhone 6 16GB and was flanked on the side by the other Thug who had a Samsung Galaxy Tab A 7.0-inch 8GB Wi-Fi this was a battle this one could not win because this one was using her crappy Alcatel Pixi prepaid mobile phone, so she decided to run and live to phone another day” Reporter Sah: “in Next Week Issue the Three Thugs, the Roaming Skyrim Education System”.......READ MORE FALLOUT 76 NEWS Reporter Sah: “Welcome to Appalachia a representation of West Virginia. You will see places like the West Virginia State Capitol, The Greenbrier, Woodburn Circle, New River Gorge Bridge, and Camden Park but one thing you won’t see is any NPC’S” Reporter Sah: “Twenty-five years after the Great War, Vault 76 is opened up and its residents given the task of repopulating the wasteland. You are given a secret mandate to secure an arsenal of nuclear weapons deployed throughout Appalachia” Reporter Sah: “despite the many failings of fallout 76 witch our paper will cover in another issue, one question remains; why where all the NPC’S sacked and where did they all go?” Reporter Sah: “today we have with us the CEO of the Fallout NPC Association Mr En Peesee” CEO Mr En Peesee: “this is a tragic turn of events especially at this time of the year, we did our best in Fallout 4 and everyone was happy, but suddenly out of the blue Bethesda comes out and sacks the lot of us just before the launch of Fallout 76 & Christmas” Reporter Sah: “please tell me they did pay Annual Leave & Holiday Pay?” CEO Mr En Peesee: “we have employed the services of Migliaccio & Rathod LLP who is currently investigating Bethesda for many other reasons, we are hoping to get the attention of you know who or Ebenezer Scrooge as we call him now.” Reporter Sah: “this one recons the Ghost of Christmas Past should go teach him a lesson or we can send the Tree Thugs … just think about that little Fallout 76 Tiny Tim NPC who has no turkey or a job this year” CEO Mr En Peesee: “Fallout 76 Tiny Tim went on to pressure a life of crime as a Shuttle Thief in Bethesda’s new game called Starthingie or Starfileds” Reporter Sah “beloved reader if you find this story disturbing then you can have your say by protesting and dropping a NUKE, if we can get three NUKES at the same time then Ebenezer Scrooges servers come down!” ......READ MORE STARTHINGIE NEWS Reporter Sah: “The one thing we know for sure about Bethesda’s new space game called Starthingie is that it will take place in space, if you watch the trailer below you don’t have to be a rocket scientist to figure that part out” Reporter Sah: “the big question on every one’s mind is what happens after the end of the clip? It shows the sun cresting the atmosphere of a desert planet, and it shows a space station. A few moments later a cosmic tear opens up behind the station and appears to gobble it up in a really cool & colorful warp effect, BUT what happens next?” Reporter Sah: “but you’re in luck beloved readers because we have managed to obtain leaked information right from inside Bethesda, that shows what happens next & how Starthingie unfolds” [on a small space shuttle] Han Ralof: "Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the Nebula, right? Teleported right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that shuttle thief over there." Shuttle Thief Tiny Tim: "Damn you Rebels. Starthingie was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that shuttle and been halfway to Pluto. You there... You and me, we shouldn't be here. It's these Rebels the Empire wants." Han Ralof: "We're all brothers and sisters in energy cuffs now, shuttle thief." Imperial Piolet: "Shut up back there!" Han Ralof: “did any one see a Wookiee?" Shuttle Thief Tiny Tim: "And what's wrong with him, huh?" Han Ralof: "Watch your tongue. You're speaking to Todd Skywalker, the true High King of Planet Beth" Shuttle Thief Tiny Tim: "Todd Skywalker? The King of Planet Beth? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they've captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us?" Han Ralof: "I don't know where we're going, but a death ray awaits" Shuttle Thief Tiny Tim: "No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening." Han Ralof: "Hey, what planet are you from, shuttle thief?" Shuttle Thief Tiny Tim: "Why do you care?" Han Ralof: "A Human's last thoughts should be of home." Shuttle Thief Tiny Tim: "London. I'm... I'm from London." [Voice on the shuttle intercom] Shuttle Intercom Voice: "Darth Sony, sir! The Death Ray is waiting!" Darth Sony: "Good. Let's get this over with, we must wipe out these mod sympathizers once and for all" Shuttle Thief Tiny Tim: "Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me I’m really an orphan from Skyrim who ran away got a job as Tiny Tim in Fallout 76" Han Ralof: "Look at him, Darth Sony, the Military Governor of Planet PS4. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn Elves. I bet they had something to do with this. This is the Death Star. I used to be sweet on a holographic girl from here. Wonder if they are still making that mead with synthetic juniper berries mixed in. Funny, when I was a boy, Imperial Star Destroyers and Death Star space stations used to make me feel so safe" [On a nearby shuttle] R2-D2: "Beeppp Bopp Beep …..Who are they? Where are they going?” C-3PO: "You need to go inside, annoying little droid." R2-D2: "Beeppp Bipp Beep booooo…. I have top secret stolen Elder Scrolls 6 plans” C-3PO: "Inside the shuttle. Now" R2-D2: "Bipp poop poofff…….Yes, papa!" C-3PO: "Don’t be smart….. What top secret stolen Elder Scrolls 6 plans?" SKYRIM TV ON DEMAND Pimp My Engine takes peoples challenged game engines and turns his/her bucket into a pimped out masterpiece, On this weeks episode Todd's Creation Engine gets a make over and upgrade! Dooms Day Preppers The Falmer do they know something we don't? The Falmer wants a Wife Season 2 will Rodrick the Falmer find true love or eat all the beautiful brides to be Big Brother Bethesda Season 7 members are locked in a Forum with no contact with the outside world & are watched by Moderators. Sah's Secret ENTERTAINMENT Arrow in the Knee Day, Wednesday 26th of December 2018 A special 2 page lift out with the Who is Who of Skyrim, Interviews with Jarls, Thanes & Houseclads The guards parade with representatives for the first time ever from all the City’s & Holds. Latest Fashion from around Skyrim: Armors & helmets from Solstheim The Arena: The best of Skyrim battle it out. Competition: Bribe a Guard…….1st prize; a free kill in any City Special guest: All the way from Morthal; Bard Lurburk, a good time to use that 1st prize. SPORTS Basketball SBA Semi-Final Playoffs Riekling Warriors Vs Giants 12-376 Giants leading 2-0 best of 5 Thalmor Wizards Vs The Blades: game was stopped in the first minuet of the play after violent episodes erupted between the players of both teams. After 2 games the series remains 0-0 Reporter Sah . thank you for reading the Skyrim Morning Herald - Bethesda Holiday Special Edition Edition Love Sah TRUE!

hello every one .............so sorry if some one has asked the question already due to many mods waiting for the SSE SKSE to be updated to 64bit is there any way I can import my Sah.jslot (preset) from Skyrim Legendary Edition that was made using RaceMenu into the new SSE? Yes I understand that its a matter of just waiting for SKSE to come out so RaceMenu can get updated but from rumors heard here and there that could take another month or so (like I said Rumors) thank you for any help PS ..........so sorry to the moderators if I have posted in the wrong section

In our next edition of the SMH, Reporter Sah interviews SMB92 in a tell all one hour special, a in depth and comprehensive look at the Leader of the Anti-Enclave & Anti-Imperial Activist Party SMB92 ..........this one hopes you like it ..........and thanks

Skyrim Morning Herald Skyrim Special Edition - Editors Review Editor Sah: Hello beloved readers, and welcome to this Skyrim Morning Herald - Skyrim Special Edition - Editors Review with all the latest news & top story's. We have our games tester Sah putting the SSE through its paces, she will give us her full report in our next Tech Edition coming in a few days. TOP STORY'S SSE and the First NPC reactions As Skyrim wakes up to a new day, NPC all across Skyrim are starting to give us there first Impressions regarding The NEW Skyrim Special Edition. Our Reporter Sah was on hand to bring you comprehensive coverage as to how the new changes where revived across Skyrim. Thalmor up in arms over God Rays Today a governmental representative of the Third Aldmeri Dominion released this statement: "This is unacceptable, the worship of false gods is a heresy punishable by death, if that dose not work then we move on to more drastic measures like arresting & torching you. This is the work of the Blades who have no ethical boundary about who they worship, it is very alarming that there numbers keep on growing, our latest stats put them at a 300% growth in membership (total of 3 members), The god Rays is just another chapter in false Doctrines designed purely to attract members, as we speak Blade members are recruiting NPC's from across all of Skyrim to join them in worshiping this NEW false god called God Ray. He concluded, this is war and we wont stop until Skyrim is dull & gloomy again just like it used to be............read more Hotel Volkihar We are out side Volkihar Hotel where Lord Harkon is about to make a public announcement regarding the new Skyrim Special Edition, when he is suddenly interrupted by reporter Sah Reporter Sah: "I'm Dracula, Bleh, bleh-bleh!" Lord Harkon: "I've never said that in my life. 'Bleh, bleh-bleh.' I don't know where that comes from!" .............read more Skyrim Transport Union Major strikes are scheduled next week, as carriage driver's all across Skyrim unite to show there protest to the freezing's of carriage fairs, A union spokes person quoted: " its bad enough that the prices of tickets are too cheap already, that there will be no increase until the next Elder Scrolls VI is totally unacceptable, There has been a dramatic drop in public transport ever since fast travel services became available, what are our drivers supposed to do? we might as well go and work for the Alchemist Corporation that is illegally plucking butterfly wings" ...........read more Gotham Bethesda Forums Should I buy a XBOX ONE or PS4? Post # 69, this is how the news was received in Gotham Batman: Harvey, give me your other hand! I need both your hands to save you, let go of the controller! Two-Face: hanging from a ledge ..........What, what should I do?............ The coin won't tell me, Xbox ONE or PS4? Batman: It won't tell you ANYTHING! I switched coins when you grabbed me! It's a trick coin, it'll always land on edge! It's YOUR choice now, Xbox ONE or PS4? Two-Face: Xbox ONE or PS4?.......... life or death?, ............the coin or me?! Back at the Bat Cave Alfred Pennyworth: Batman may have made the front page of the Skyrim Morning Herald, but Bruce Wayne got pushed to page eight. Bruce Wayne reads the Skyrim Morning Herald's headline: "Drunken Billionaire Burns Down Home whilst using Xbox One & PS4 at the same time." ............read more Skyrim Special Edition Bug Report FBI special agents Fox Mulder and realist Dana Scully arrive to investigate this unexplained, mind-bending case of the Weird Flashes of Lights around Riftten, X-File case # 142764849 Mulder: it might be a UFO ? Scully: Don't you think the UFO scenario is getting a little old? Mulder: Do you always have to be a skeptic & realist? ....were the longest-running science fiction series in network TV history. So if any one knows flashy lights its us! Scully: There has to be a logical explanation, just want to make sure we look at all the options, you dont think its a SSE bug? Mulder : I Dont think its a bug Scully, and if its not a Bug and if its not a UFO it has to be either the Enterprise, Serenity, the Dauntless, the Millennium Falcon or any other number of ships passing by that night? Scully: Sound good to me, see told you there was a logical explanation for everything........I will start writing up a report Though the government is convinced that the outlandish reports are false, conspiracy theorist Fox Mulder and realist Dana Scully, will stop at nothing to prove that "the truth is out there" Alduin talks to Sah about the new Skyrim Special Edition Alduin: If I might interrupt and ask you a question? Reporter Sah: Yes, sorry. Hello, big fellow Aludin: Who exactly are you? Reporter Sah: Well, that's the question? Aludin: I demand to know who you are! Reporter Sah: I don't know! You see, that's the thing. I'm Sah, but beyond that, I just don't know. I literally do not know who I am. Am I funny? Am I sarcastic? Sexy? Right old misery? Life and soul? Right handed? Left handed? A gambler? A fighter? A coward? A traitor? A liar? A nervous wreck? I mean, judging by the evidence, this one is doing a good job in the nervous wreck department...........read more Bethesda's New SSE Teaser hits the air First we gave you the Ebony Warrior ...and he hacked & hacked ya to death But that was not good enough for you ...so we came up with new ways to kill you So we gave you again a powerful foe that can prove to be quite a challenge Enter Karstaag the hardest bosses in the game .....and he too hacked & hacked ya to death But again that was way below Dragonborn standards ....so again we came up with a new & revolutionary way to kill you. ALL NEW ....Bethesda's Skyrim Special Edition. Dynamic Depth of Field & Better Distant Terrain, God Rays & ENB quality graphics. Now your Dragonborn can die in style! ...........read more BREAKING NEWS NEWS FLASH - SCOOP OF THE CENTURY - YOU GET THE PICTURE The Deception of all Deceptions, For many years Dragonborn's across the world have been deceived, With the release of the new Skyrim Special Edition that is now using the Fallout 4 Engine our reporter Sah has gone deep deep undercover to uncover the truth. This one's name is Reporter Sah and has gone deep deep undercover and tracked down the man that every one thought was dead, millions & millions of Dragonborn have killed him for stealing all the money and even valuable stuff from the Thieves Guild Vault using the Skeleton Key. Yes beloved readers this one is hot on the tracks of Mercer Frey the man believed to have been killed by you, but you never recovered any of the money or even valuable stuff that went missing so where did it go?. Taking the AKA name of Alice & with the assistance of her trusty side kick Reporter Piper, and posing as a 200 year old frozen Popsicle that was way way past her used by date. Pretending to be searching for her kidnapped baby....this one managed to track down Mercer Frey to Diamond City where he is posing as the synth detective called Nick Valentine!!!! But it was not as simple as that, this one had to make sure that it was him, yes he voice was sort of the same, but having half of Irkngthand falling on his head his face and body was all deformed. It was essential the truth was uncovered, this one posing as a desperate mother looking for her kidnapped baby convinced Mr Valentine to help her. So we set out to find a man called Kellogg's® Corn Flakes, along the way this one noticed that Mr Valentine had the skill of knowing how to open doors that are inexpressible and its was dead give away the went on bragging about how easy it was that he must have been a member of the Thieves Guild, it was all the prove this one needed. Risking life and limb or the other way around, this one can now without doubt reveal to her beloved readers that Mercer Frey is still alive, and and is posing as the synth detective called Nick Valentine...........read more NEXT WEEK As soon as you thought that the mystery was solved it came to this ones attention that trusty Codsworth may be implicated in the plot and that just because he recons he has the best geraniums in Sanctuary Hills is enough to avert suspicions that Mercer Frey has no Ethical boundary's but that's another story PS. the part about where this one talks about the money and where did it go...was a typo ......just forget this one even mentioned it FINANCIAL REPORT The Skyrim Special Edition Butterfly Affect Butterfly's in Bethesda's new Skyrim Special Edition have nearly been hunted to extinction by the locals, they are simply so beautiful that every one must have one framed on there wall. The new graphical enchantments that changed dull & gloomy Skyrim last week had a major impact on the little helpless butterfly's making them more valuable then a bar of gold. Jarl's across Skyrim are taking drastic measures as animal rights group Green Peace threatens that they will have get involved and try to stop this insane carnage. Singes that read "Butterfly Wing Plucking Free Zone, Between the Hours of 6am - 11pm, Fines up to 5000 Septims" now litter the ever so beautiful landscape of the SSE. Regardless of the drastic measures the numbers of Butterfly's keeps on mysteriously dropping, and now Lunar Moths have been also included on the Endangered Spices List As the shadow of financial claps looms over Skyrim, Media outlets across Skyrim are coming forward and are revealing the magnitude of the sandal. The front page of ~THE TAMRIEL TIMES~ read like this QUOTE: "A dramatic drop in Luna Moth numbers" & "They are being targeted by invisible, healthy, light armored alchemists" Potions of Minor Healing today reached the new record price of 830septims per bottle. The Skyrim Stock Market collapsed again for the third day strait, as Jarls & Thanes rushed to sell there shares. It has been rumored that they are investing there shares in a more respectable offshore Panama-based service provider called Mossack Fonseca A spokes man for the Skyrim Treasury said: "Its not our fault we took such drastic measures by banning wing plucking, people where complaining, and animal rights groups where about to get involved in the case." continuing he said: "Its the greedy Alchemist Corporation that has failed to show any compassion to its heavy users & potion addicted customers by jacking up the price, if you want to place any blame, they have caused this financial chaos" In other related news Pro Ban Wing Plucking Supporters clashed yesterday with members of the greedy Alchemist Corporation in Solitude. Angelina's Aromatics was burnt to the ground in retaliation for her over priced potions & for selling butterfly wings under the counter. Due to the Civil unrest across Skyrim, it can now be revealed form leaked footage from the Pentagon on Wiki Leaks that there has been a steady build up of Military Forces along the Imperial & Stormcloack borders & that its only a mater of time before this breaks out into the second Skyrim Civil War! ...........read more TOMORROW Living with Poverty: How to skin a Horker and make the perfect Horker stew! HEALTH Werewolves do you feel like a lost little puppy? After an extensive research of 2 years and with over 3 millon werewolves participating in tests & working with their local practitioner’s, we can finally reveal to you 5 easy steps you can take to make your life as a werewolf happy & fulfilling & avoid the long arm of the Law. Step 1: By Law in most countries on Earth it is compulsory to get microchip, that way if you ever lose yourself, all you have to do is walk into your closest Vet & they will contact you to come and pick yourself up, small fee might apply. Step 2: It is advised to use a leash on yourself, when you take yourself for walk to the park, also take some small plastic bags for when you want take a crap in the bush. It is advise to leave your self-tied up on a pole whilst you do your shopping, and if you leave yourself in the car please leave a widow slightly open for fresh air & so you don’t come back and find your beloved self-dead from the Heat. Step 3: You will be arrested for urinating on poles with the excuse that you are marking your territory & it does not help chasing after the cop car as it is trying to leave! Step 4: make sure you get all your shots & flea treatments, rabies & frantic scratching is not a good way to socialize, especially if you’re looking for that special [censored] to bear your children. Step 5: our study shows that most common injuries to a werewolf are dislocated ankles, knees, and hips from trying to scratch that itch behind the ear, it is STRONGLY RECOMMENDED do not attempt in human form. TECHNOLOGY Special PS4 MOD Investigation After months of speculation & uncertainty About PS4 MODS, our paper decided to investigate the matter deeper, we sent Reporter Sah deep deep undercover to uncover the truth After getting the job as head of security at a secret high-tech facility called the PS4Pro and after weeks of investigating and pushing buttons that she maybe should of not have pushed in the first place. The truth can finally be revealed as to why Sony did not want to go ahead with MODS. Beloved reader please read on and make your own conclusions. This one's name is Reporter Sah. This one is deep under cover working for the PS4 MOD CORPORATION the largest and most powerful commercial entity in the world. This one was head of security at a secret high-tech facilityty called the PS4Pro, a giant underground laboratory developing experimental MODS. There was an incident, someone pushed a button, there identity still remains a big mystery and all the security camera tapes have also gone missing. A MOD escaped. A lot of people died. The trouble was, they didn't stay dead. The computer that controlled the PS4Pro was a state-of-the-art artificial intelligence called the Dualshock4 Wireless Controller The Dualshock4 Wireless Controller responded to the threat of the MOD outbreak in an extreme way. It went homicidal. "You're all going to be deleted down here" The Dualshock4 Wireless Controller attempted to delete everyone whether they were infected or not. I managed to escape, but this was only the beginning. The MOD outbreaks spread like wildfire, first across the Skyrim, then the Commonwealth. The MODS didn't just bring the dead back to life. It mutated them in terrifying ways. Despite the apocalypse they had created the PS4 MOD CORPORATION continued to experiment with the deadly MODS. I was infected. But the MOD bonded with this one on a cellular level. I developed powers. I became different. Powerful. Unstoppable. As this one got stronger, the race's of Tamriel became weaker. I tried my best to lead what survivors I could find to safety, but we were pursued relentlessly. Even my friend Serana was seized and brain washed by the the PS4 MOD CORPORATION. "Bight & suck to kill."â...........read more SOCIAL Skyrim Special Edition MOD Addiction - A True Story When this one was a teenager a year ago she had her little mother & daughter talk about....MODS Did this one listen to a word she said? NO in one ear and out the other, this one was overwhelmed with MODS wanted them so bad (putting your mace in the freezer bad) So I did it! I gave my self away, first one MOD then two, soon too ever MOD that would come my way, it was ECSTASY. Its raining MODS Hallelujah so wrong mummy. But then the problems came, MODS under the bed, in the closet, 6 or 7 MODS on the balcony. I was MOD happy, what next Followers, one, two....ten, who cares, I was so happy. I was in MOD Heaven. The truth was I was a slave to MODS, I was getting drained, it was taking me longer to do things, I got slower, sluggish & I started lagging soon I could not keep up. That's when the real problems started, the crashing, at the beginning it was once a month, then it became two, before I new it I was crashing every day, to the point where I could not did not want to go on. Luckily a girl friend suggested we get help, I took all my MODS to see a counselor called Dr BOSS changed his name to Dr LOOT i think, he put a sense of order back into my life... The crashing stopped but I was scared.....I was damaged goods...... mummy was right. So I went home and with the advice from mummy did a new instillation from scratch, the past is behind me now. Now I'm seeing some very nice MODS, they do there best to make me feel special, still early days, who knows might be MR Right............read more OTHER GAMING NEWS Fallout 4 - The new face of Super Mutants Finally its official, Speculation & rumors can now be put to rest as The Hulk singes a 4 year contract to be the new face of the super mutants in the next upcoming Fallout 5 Marvel Studios spokes person quoted "its for the best, we wanted a love story between the Hulk & the Black widow but it did no go to plan, so there is no point in keeping him on." Bethesda Studios Quoted: "Who needs a Nuke Launcher when you can have a Hulk" ...........read more SPORTS Basketball SBA Semi-Final Playoffs Riekling Warriors Vs Giants 14-356 Giants leading 2-0 best of 5 Thalmor Wizards Vs The Blades: game was stopped in the first minuet of the play after violent episodes erupted between the players of both teams. After 2 games the series remains 0-0â World Championship Boxing returns to the Theater at Madison Square Garden on Saturday, November 12th on the eve of the annual Arrow in the Knee Day Parade! In the main event, three-time world champion BETHESDA MODERATOR “ROCKY BANLBOA”(17 KOs) Vs. WBO featherweight world champion "I NEED SOME HELP MEMBER" (1 KOs)...........read more Skyrim TV The Bachelorette Sah may have gotten her heart broken by Ben Higgins on "The Bachelor," but it it didn't diminish her desire for a lasting love. After taking time back home at Lake View Manor with her follower Lydia, Sah is ready to get back in the game and start the search for her soul mate all over again. A successful real estate developer, thane of many city's & leader of many suspicious organizations, the spunky girl-next-door also enjoys killing dragons, quests, wearing sexy armors and spending time enchanting weapons. Who will the Amulet of Mara point to? Will it be Stinky the Beggar? or Shifty the Thief? just some of the potential wannabe losers who are trying to steal Sah's heart Episode 1 - Our Bachelorette Sah set a high bar for her self, so what will she get up to now the real dating game begins?...........read more TO BE CONTINUED

everything is going to plan :cool: ..........if no one shows any interest :whistling: , this one will be declared undisputed WINNER of the competition :dance: , this one has to work hard to win DiD .............but this will be a piece of cake :smile:

SO THINK YOU CAN DANCE NEXUS The Concept A video competition of dancing mods Choreography, aesthetics, & presentation........Skyrim only, 3 - 4 min video of your routine. The Judges Jason Derulo and the legendary Paula Abdul will make a guest appearance......... if kidnapping goes to plan Video with most Views & Endorsements wins WHO IS THE BEST DANCER? IS IT YOU?

hello every one is it possible to change race at level +100 with out starting new game? currently is using Lunari Race CBBE body it is essential I can switch to UNP body............and back again to CBBE, or if I want to or install a new race or go vanilla? what affects will it have to current saved game.........and what affects will it have on Sahs looks & stats or just start fresh? thank you

BREAKING NEWS Dragonsreach Phone Hacking Scandal What began as an investigation by this one & after receiving a tip of from a reliable source, we will call her Hulda for the sake of keeping her identity secret out of fear of repercussions, ad losing her customer’s at the Bannered Mare. This secret source has finally revealed the name of the person responsible for hacking Jarl Balgruuf the Greater phone. We can now reveal that it was Nelkir the youngest son of Jarl Balgruuf the Greater that leaked photos & emails on Skyrim Leaks last Friday. When asked why he did it he replied “the lady behind the door told me to do it”. After listening to the voice mail messages of Jarl Balgruuf the investigation has now widened to include much more serious allegations including: photos of Proventus Avenicci, not being so Proventus with the kitchen staff TOP STORY The Vampiwolve's are Coming WARNING Citizens of Skyrim Whats are Vampiwolve's?... read on your life could depend on it! Can Werewolves & Vampires have children? it has come to this ones attention of unconfirmed sitings of Vampiwolve's near Riften. No witnesses could not give any description since it was pitch dark, all described the same abhorring, horrifying, terrifying HOWL!. One witness went as far as to say it was even scary! Some One has to ask the important Question, Is it possible to live together with the Vampiwolve's? Help Save Skyrim from a potential new Life Threatening Menace! call Crime Stoppers if you have any information. HEALTH Werewolves: You don’t have to feel like a lost little puppy! After an extensive research of 2 years and with over 3millon werewolves participating in tests & working with their local practitioner’s we can finally reveal to you 5 easy steps you can take to make your life as a werewolf happy & fulfilling & avoid the long arm of the Law. By Law in most countries on Earth it is compulsory to get microchip, that way if you ever lose yourself, all you have to do is walk into your closest Vet & they will contact you to come and pick yourself up, small fee might apply. It is advised to use a leash on yourself, when you take yourself for walk to the park, also take some small plastic bags for when you want take a crap in the bush. It is advise to leave your self-tied up on a pole whilst you do your shopping, and if you leave yourself in the car please leave a widow slightly open for fresh air & so you don’t come back and find your beloved self-dead from the Heat. You will be arrested for urinating on poles with the excuse that you are marking your territory & it does not help chasing after the cop car as it is trying to leave! Make sure you get all your shots & flea treatments, rabies & frantic scratching is not a good way to socialize, especially if you’re looking for that special *censored* to bear your children. Our study shows that most common injuries to a werewolf are dislocated ankles, knees, and hips from trying to scratch that itch behind the ear, it is STRONGLY RECOMMENDED do not attempt in human form.Next Week…………Vampire Special: Best blood type for you? SOCIAL My MOD Addiction - true story When this one was a teenager a year ago she had her little mother & daughter talk about....MODS Did this one listen to a word she said? NO in one ear and out the other, this one was overwhelmed with MODS wanted them so bad (putting your mace in the freezer bad) So I did it! I gave my self away, first one MOD then two, soon too ever MOD that would come my way, it was ECSTASY. Its raining MODS Halleluiah *so wrong mummy* But then the problems came, MODS under the bed, in the closet, 6 or 7 MODS on the balcony, I was MOD happy, what next Followers, one, two....ten, who cares, I was so happy, I was in MOD Heaven. The truth was I was a slave to MODS, I was getting drained, it was taking me longer to do things, I got slower, sluggish & I started lagging soon I could not keep up. That's when the real problems started, the crashing, at the beginning it was once a month, then it became two, before I new it I was crashing every day, to the point where I could not....did not want to go on Luckily a girl friend suggested we get help, I took all my MODS to see a counselor called Dr BOSS changed his name to Dr LOOT i think, he put a sense of order back into my life, the crashing stopped but...........I was scared.....I was damaged goods. So I went home and with the advice from mummy did a new instillation from scratch, the past is behind me now. Now I'm seeing some very nice MODS, they do there best to make me feel special, still early days, who knows might be MR Right. ENTERTAINMENT Arrow in the Knee Day, Sunday 28th of June 2015 A special 2 page lift out with the Who is Who of SkyrimInterviews with Jarls, Thanes & Houseclads The guards parade with representatives for the first time ever from all the City’s & Holds.Latest Fashion from around Skyrim: Armors & helmets from SolstheimThe Arena: The best of Skyrim battle it out.Competition: Bribe a Guard…….1st prize; a free kill in any City Special guest: All the way from Morthal; Bard Lurburk, a good time to use that 1st prize. SPORTS Basketball SBA Semi-Final Playoffs Thunder Cats Vs Giants 77-176 Giants leading 2-0 best of 5 Thalmor Wizards Vs The Blades: game was stopped at the third minuet of the game after violent episodes erupted between the players of both teams. After 2 games the series remains 0-0

And now the top 25 Videos list bought to you by Sah. (Time is 2am the 25th that's the time frame you will have to look is TODAY) I put every video on that list there, by the way all the Endorsements are genuine and not some experiment. I wonder what would happen if I removed 25 Endorsements (not that I would) there would be a new list with exactly 16 new videos (all endorsed by me) that's to much power any ways I will just keep on watching videos and will endorse people for there hard work, no one else will.....ouch wont bother you again thank you. Yours Sah

some low paid....... programer from Bethesda?

Hello every one, this post only apply to what ever has to do with videos and videos alone. I need some help getting my head around something. Its in regards to uploaded videos and especially how the rating system for the Top Videos works? You see the part that I can not understand is how a video with only 9 views gets an endorsement can jumps on to the Top 25 list? (I gave that endorsement by the way) So a video with 9 views 1 endorsement is promoted up the list order over other with more views and endorsements? the most I can see is that new files have a priority as long as it gets just 1 endorsement. The question I have is dose the Top 25 Videos not mean that? so whats the rating system and how dose it work, someone.? Question number 2, where are all the playlist pages gone too?, If you go to the play list section you will see 5 pages and around 40 playlists, if you try to get to page 2,3,4 or 5 you will get an error page, its the very reason I deleted my playlist called SAH whats the point of having a play list if no one can get to it? Out of curiosity don't the other 30 people who have playlist care? I would like to make a suggestion and I do hope that other people who upload videos like my self support it, Remove the Endorsement button, let videos be rated by how many views they get not by endorsements (as an up loader this is NOT in my best interests since I get only 200 - 300 views max compared to some I have seen with thousands), part of life on nexus is the Endorsement, Files have a timer that reminds you to Endorse, if you look at the picture section you will see Endorsements in high hundreds or even thousands. Have you see some of the pictures people take they are works of art, yes click the big friendly Green Button! (or is ti red? naahh that's The Doctor) then just jump on to the video section.....you can make your own mind up. I hope someone can help me with my questions? Yours Sah Vulon PS Ask any one who makes videos how many hours of work they put into just a 5min video, (conceptualize the video, record the video, video edit, find music, add credits, watch it and edit it again and again till it all comes together) so how long dose a 5 min video take to make? Click the Green Button if you like the video that's all, it is suppose to be the happy button, Your happy because you have been entertained & the creator is happy because your happy!

and for CBBE too......and then I can show the world power it has never seen before.....the world will kneel....at my..........um sorry.......remains silent.

Correction on c) You are a human from Earth. That means you can't ever learn to use magic or shout. This is where you remember all those spiritual healing classes, metaphysics lessons on how to use and Chanel energy. don't forget all the animal invocations and meditations, working with your spirit guides, remembering all the spells from the book of shadows, all the herbal medicine classes, ext Restoration, Alteration, Conjuring, Illusion, & Destruction magic is used in real life, where do you think they got there ideas from How real do you want it to be? as a student you can go quite some way, but what happen when you give the game to the teacher......."remains silent" Yours Sah Vulon