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Stupid Peasants


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So...

Recently I´ve returned to skyrim after many an adventure in foreign realms (AKA playing games like ME3, FO4 and so on) and I came to realize or, remember THAT, one thing that persistently annoys the ^beep^ out of me..

Peasants, Rabble, incompetent Guards and useless townspeople getting in my way when Dragons or Vampires decide to kill, maim, burn and destroy.. just for fun and games.. Now, I do not mind that the peasants, rabble and assorted shopkeepers and beggars die.. not my problem and they are useless anyway but.. they GET IN MY WAY!! as in, I casually whip out my trusty Rapier, elegantly move in for the kill on either Vampire or Dragon.. position myself for maximum Elegance and dashing masculinity in the deathstroke.. and then some stinking peasant, incompetent "Guard" or useless shopkeeper rushes in front of me and sullies my fine blade with his/her low-born blood !!! now, it would not mean anything if not for the fact that, apparently it´s a crime to murder the rabble willy-nilly.. and even though the filthy peasant, WILLINGLY and INTENTIONALLY threw Himself/Herself in front of my blade (ruining my dashing performance and letting the target get a chance to breathe in the process).. I STILL, am accused of murder ?? and those pesky Hold "Guards" accost me most rudely and attempt to throw me in jail.. Me.. in jail.. for doing absolutely nothing other than protecting the most valuable thing in all of Skyrim.. namely yours truly..

So...

I humbly (snigger) ask if anyone out there know of a mod or have the technical skill to make said peasants, rabble and other assoreted riff-raff NOT get in the way of my blade.. it´s annoying...

 

thank you for your time..

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Ah... I am, in fact, using said mod and it is wonderful however.. it allows every Tom, Dick and Harry with even the crudest of improvised weapons to get in my way.. what i need is something more...refined...maybe someway to turn off that ridiculous bounty system (and while we´re at it exclude random animals from same system) or maybe somehow improve the AI of NPC´s ? my "darling" companions/followers have the same tendency to step right in front of my perfectly executed moves.. I could ofcourse, just let those flying Lizards and low-born blood fetischists kill all the bystanders before summarily sending them to their respective Hells but.. what´s the point in being the most devilishly handsome swordsman in the universe without an audience applauding my rakishly handsome self after I´ve dispatched these mild nuisances ?

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