Oblivionaddicted Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 The swordy-swordSwordsman's swordCutting swordThe-weapon-that-looks-like-a-sword-and-is-indeed-oneThe-sword-that-cuts-things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorlyAged Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 (edited) Nave to Chops (Shakespeare's Macbeth, Act 1, Scene 2 line 22) Hair ParterHead TakerLimb SevererCastrater Eye Dotter Larynx Lacerater Deep and Continuous (from Marine Corps training on how to cut) And last but certainly not least, The Can Opener Edited February 18, 2017 by PoorlyAged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KornelTheGamer Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 London shiv Divine blade of Kebab Removal and (not so original) the Pelmininator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionaddicted Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 The-beheading-sword-that-severes-your-head Metal sword Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnorKater Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 The mighty magical sword of mighty magical mightinessiCut SwivelDirt Sword (for when you run out of wood in minecraft)The rusty argonian bladePokes-Your-TailUnknownSword275399 red puncture woundsPoke you smooth skin one more timeThe 12 pains of cutleryDoes it have a name?I won't tell youStop asking for the nameIt has no nameYour momArgh!Expecto OuchiosumShShShShShMite SlayerThe Sword of DullnessPointy Metal StickMakYuDed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharg67 Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 The Glorious Duckalunge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted54170User Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Thor has threads that are still active. So the sword name I would suggest is the, "Thor-Sorehead Sword". The cutting edge leaves your ribs sore from childlike laughter, because when you hold your tongue and say, Thor, it sounds like "sore". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionaddicted Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 The-sword-bluntmen-never-use Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted54170User Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 Machete: məˈSHetē a short sword Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionaddicted Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 The-sword-that-will-turn-blunt-if-you-never-repair-it-but-won't-become-a-hammer-or-a-mace-because-it's-not-possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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