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Most Annoying Quotes/Sayings in Skyrim?


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Skyrim can really piss you off with repetitive quotes by annoying people. Post your favourites below! ***SPOILERS***

 

 

 

Some of my favourites:

 

 

 

 

 

"So you're Brynjolf's new protege, eh? Don't look like much to me." - Vekel the Man. I'm the damn Guild Master. You're a cleaner.

 

"I'm swooooooooooooorn to carry your buuuuuuurdensssss..." - Lydia.

 

"Do you get to the Cloud Distri - *urk* - " - Nazeem.

 

"I must be hearing things." - Bandit

 

I got to thinking, maybe I'm the Dragonborn, and I just don't know it yet." - Guard

 

There once was a hero named Ragnar the Red..." - Bards

 

"Honest gold for honest work." - Farmers

 

"Have you tried mercenary work? It might suit you." - Amren

 

"I work with my mother to sell fruits and vegetables. It's fun most days, but hard work." - Mila Valentia

 

"Another wanderer, here to lick my father's boots. Good job." - Balgruuf's Son

 

 

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"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee."

 

I've heard this quote so many times both in and out of Skyrim that I am sick to death of it. It wasn't even amusing the first time that I heard it. Please begone!!

 

 

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Oh yes, the "arrow to the knee" thing is repetitive. Truthfully, though, if I hear Nazeem ask, "Do you get to the Cloud District often?" and then answer his own question, "Of course you don't," one more time, someone is going to have to bail me out of Whiterun's jail.

 

Oh, and Braith's "What are you looking at?" is another of my nails-on-chalkboard quotes. I had one character who put away her weapons and gave Braith a good spanking, then happily paid the 20 gold fine.

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Yeah Nazeem is the most annoying pecker in the game lol Maven is a close second for me. She isn't annoying, but she is so arrogant, especially in contrast to the dragonborn. I'd shout her off the throat of the world if I could...perhaps...a Nazeem/Maven shout party is in works for me hahah.

 

Quotes that bother me anymore though, are any that my followers say, thanks to the brilliant 'Follower Commentary Overhaul' Mod. It's great, but my God, I know ALL OF THE LINES NOW. For every voice, it's so annoying.

 

I was surprised today though, when I took up a brawl offer, and my followers kept shouting about placing bets on..I think the other guy, but they were calling us cowards and we didn't know how to fight etc. It was great haha

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One of the main features of the game that really annoys me is that you seem to be the centre of the world. Everyone seems to want to talk to you when you get within ten metres of them!

 

 

Agreed! There is a mod that stops this from happening though, and the game is so much better for it. No more walking past everyone and them saying "OH HAY YOU!"

 

http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/56744/? - People are Strangers --- newer and more immersive than the one I use :(

or

http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/746/? - No NPC Greetings --- Can change the distance or eliminate it all together

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One of the main features of the game that really annoys me is that you seem to be the centre of the world. Everyone seems to want to talk to you when you get within ten metres of them!

 

 

Agreed! There is a mod that stops this from happening though, and the game is so much better for it. No more walking past everyone and them saying "OH HAY YOU!"

 

http://www.nexusmods...im/mods/56744/? - People are Strangers --- newer and more immersive than the one I use :sad:

or

http://www.nexusmods...yrim/mods/746/? - No NPC Greetings --- Can change the distance or eliminate it all together

 

I'm probably going to get one of them now, since I got Populated Cities. I walk into the Bannered Mare and 20 people all say "need something"? Thanks!

 

 

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