EBFilmsMan Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 I just wanted to start a joke thread that my fellow Skyrim fans might appreciate. Please add your own! Why did the Redguard have a cast on his foot? Because his Hammerfell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notmyhome Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Nice collection here: http://www.imperial-library.info/categories/jokes-songs-poems-plays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBFilmsMan Posted March 15, 2015 Author Share Posted March 15, 2015 Thank you, although I'm reluctant to read jokes from a bunch of milk drinkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kraag Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 An argonian walks into a tavern and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnytecboy Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 What's the difference between a bard and a dung merchant? None! They both talk utter crap. Professor Benjamin Doon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDProductions83 Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 How many tenors does it take to change a lightbulb? 4, 1 to do it and 3 to say "It's too high for me" .. not really a skyrim joke but daisy says it at the bards Graveyard in Discworld so giggidy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boombro Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Nice collection here: http://www.imperial-library.info/categories/jokes-songs-poems-playsI didn't the healer tale, does anyone gets it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saurusmaximus Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Nice collection here: http://www.imperial-library.info/categories/jokes-songs-poems-playsI didn't the healer tale, does anyone gets it? It's ironic humor; when he mentions the volumptious blonde, you're expecting that he will tell the young man that she will make him "feel better" (wink-wink), instead he tells the boy he is sleeping with her. The humor is supposed to be in the misdirection; as you've seen, it's not everyone's cup of tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relativelybest Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 How many mages of Winterhold does it take to light a lantern? Answer: Only four. One conjuration mage to summon the fire atronachs, one destruction mage to kill the fire atronachs, one restoration mage ot heal the wounded and one illusion mage to convince everyone it wasn't their fault the town caught fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaarosKingOfChaos Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 What did the conjurer say when his frost atronach killed someone who was fleeing? Man, that was just cold.What did the dragonborn say when he couldn't get through Bleak Falls Barrow? This dungeon is draugr'in me down.What happened when the elf attacked a mammoth? He made a giant mistake.I guess by the end of the imperial questline, Ulfric just couldn't bear it anymore.I'm done now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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