ScRBMCMavenEndo Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Here are some ones I have?What do you call an elf on Skooma? -A 'High' Elf!What made the Hero shout? -He hit his 'Thu'um.'An elf gets mad & leaves the room. What do you call him? -A 'Done' Mer!If a Daedric prince recently got off a plane, what would he feel? - Jygga-lagg!If a group picture is taken, what does old Sheo say just after? [cheese]... FOR EVERYONE!When a Nord is travelling around Apocrypha, what happens? -He gets 'At Mora'!Why is the Imperial Legion stuck snooping around the land of Bretons? -They heard it is called "High Rock" for a reason.What are the views of the Thalmor? -'All in or' all out!!! (think about this a little)What do energetic Nords enjoy? - Sky-Rum for the day & Sky-REM for the night! If you enjoy these jokes, let me know.Also, check out a mod I am working on with the modding community known as Atmora Calling.It is an excellent project that could use plenty of interested people & perhaps some good jokes as well! Do check it out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevlucent Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 How many mages of Winterhold does it take to light a lantern? Answer: Only four. One conjuration mage to summon the fire atronachs, one destruction mage to kill the fire atronachs, one restoration mage ot heal the wounded and one illusion mage to convince everyone it wasn't their fault the town caught fire.Lol, that actually made me smile. Nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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