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[lowenp]

Name: Derp
Gender: Male
Race: Imperial
Starsign: Atronach (WUT)
Class: Agent
Homes: Under a helmet.
Favourite Land: Under a helmet.
Best Friend: Anyone without Invisibility spell.
Worst Enemy: Anyone with Invisibility spell.
Combat Preference: Be Invisible, and run from everything that can be seen.
Combat Style: Coward.
Greatest Fear: Invisible enemies.
Greatest Want: A giant helmet.
Physique: Weak as hell.
Level: 1
Joined Guilds/Factions: The Best Defense.
Enemy Guilds/Factions: The Mage guild that practices Illusion.
Childhood: Derp was a Dwemer test tube baby, and was rapidly aged synthetically and then animated as soon as he reached -1000. Needless to say, something was wrong with him.
Teenage: See above.
Prefered Food: Invisibility potions.
Disliked Food: Poisoned apples.
Favourite Arrow Type: Rusty iron helmet.
Favourite Blade Type: Invisibility potion.
Spells: Flee.
Friendly Races: Mudcrabs.
Neutral Races: Rats.
Hostile Races: Invisible enemies.
Favourite City/Town: The Imperial one where nobody is Invisible.
Least Favourite City/Town: That one that's on fire and has a lot of Invisible Daedra.
Favourite Daedra: All of them that can't turn Invisible.
Least Favourite Daedra: All of them that can turn Invisible.
Favourite Divine: None; they all bully him.
Least Favourite Divine: Akatosh and Sheogorath, both of whom bully him.
Main Weakness: Invisible enemies.
Main Strength: Being Invisible and running away.
Goal in Life: To be Invisible, forever.
Why he was sent to jail: Public facial exposure.

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Edited by lowenp, 13 January 2011 - 08:24 AM.

[majikmonkee]

Wow! Words fail! That post however does not!

[wolfhowl88]

Derp should go find Ancotar and steal his secrets. Maybe a nice giant helmet enchanted with Detect Life could help him out with getting over his fear of invisible people.

[majikmonkee]

Is Derf holding a rifle by the barrel? Uhhhhh...

[VictoriaG]

Name: Eva
Gender: Female
Race: Custom Gothic Breton
Starsign: The Mage
Class: Sorceress
Homes: No fixed abode.
Favorite Land: Whatever looks prettiest, currently Nehrim
Best Friend: Wolves and Dragons
Worst Enemy: Anything that annoys her
Combat Preference: Magic/Bow
Combat Style: Ranged
Greatest Want: More Clothes/Shoes
Physique: Elegant

[marharth]

holy s*** I was reading through this topic and remembered how high I was when I wrote this. Delete this entire story.

Edited by marharth, 22 October 2011 - 04:51 AM.

[majikmonkee]

I did the stat sheets for all three of these characters below, but I can't find them now, so I'm forgoing that part...

Filthy Farquer is Glarthir's half brother. Where Glarthir is paranoid and a bit crazy, Farquer is a complete nutjob, and makes Glarthir look like the Mage's Guild Archmage by comparison. Farquer has spent almost his entire life in prison for one crime or another, ranging from pocketing things that are not his in broad daylight to destruction of property (he is deathly afraid of horses, and will destroy them on sight), to the occasional assault or even murder (usually, the murders and assaults result from him mistaking citizens of Tamriel for various creatures he's afraid of). After following Baurus and the Emperor out of the Imperial prison, Farquer mistook the Emperor for a mudcrab when Baurus left them to fight the Mythic Dawn, and killed him (I know this isn't possible in the game, but I've retconned it). Having discovered the mudcrab was in posession of the Amulet of Kings, Farquer saw this as a gift from the gods, and realized this had to mean he was the new Emperor of Tamriel. As Emperor, he believes it is his right to do as he pleases, and fights a neverending battle against those citizens (and animals) who refuse to accept his leadership. Pictured below are Farquer, weilding his club (he carries only a club, pants, and lockpicks), and his partner, Rotten Ramon...


Here we have Corrine Copperfield, a Breton vampire, thief, and assassin. Originally from a wealthy family in Cyrodiil, Corrine's father was a politician who was exposed as corrupt, and took his own life rather than live with the shame. Corrine's mother followed his example shortly after, leaving her an orphan with a penchant for thievery. As a young woman, she was eventually taken in as a maid at the Tiber Septim Motel, but was thrown in jail after stealing one too many times from guests and the motel itself (she never did get over her desire to have nice things). Upon being freed, Corrine began a life as a professional thief. After killing a bandit before she was seen and getting Lucien Lachance's dark invitation to the brotherhood, she finally joined out of curiosity, and has since become not only an efficient assassin, but a vampire as well. She fled the Dark Brotherhood after getting sealed orders from Lucien Lachance, about which she had a dreadful premonition...


Here's Christian Marquardt. He's a Breton warrior with a penchant for sneaking, although at high levels the need for sneakiness has really diminished. He was the original captain of the ship on the Imperial Waterfront, before the crew mutinied during an especially difficult voyage, and he was set adrift in a small dingy. He eventually washed ashore in Cyrodiil, where he was arrested as a known pirate, and thrown in jail. He's basically done everything vanilla and its plug-ins have to offer, as well as conquering a host of different mods. He also has the ability to become a werewolf at will and blows off steam fighting monsters claw to claw. While morally ambiguous at times, he is, overall, a primarily good character.

[pajkee]

Name: Chicken of the gods
Gender: Male
Race: Argonian
Starsign: Warrior
Class: Assasin
Homes: Waterfront
Favourite Land: The Jerral mountains, Elsweyr
Best Friend: Adoring Fan... lololo and S'Krivva
Worst Enemy: Adamus Philida
Combat Preference: ?????
Combat Style: Head on >O
Greatest Fear:
Greatest Want:
Physique:
Level: 15
Joined Guilds/Factions: He rides alone...
Enemy Guilds/Factions: None
Childhood: The last thing he remembers, was playing catch with S'Krivva... he was in a coma until the age of 23, he got in business with some gang, then was framed for murder, from there sent to prison.
Teenage: -BLANK-
Prefered Food: Bread
Disliked Food: -BLANK-
Favourite Arrow Type: Poison
Favourite Blade Type: Life Drain
Spells: Defencive
Friendly Races: Khajit, Imperial
Neutral Races: Argonian
Hostile Races: Orc, Breton
Favourite City/Town: Imperial City
Least Favourite City/Town: Bruma
Favourite Daedra: Sheogorath >:3
Least Favourite Daedra: Mehrunes Dagon I guess
Favourite Divine: AKATOSH
Least Favourite Divine: Mara
Main Weakness: I would say, ranged combat
Main Strength: Close combat
Goal in Life: To die happy (lolol)
Why he was sent to jail: Frame of murder

[elricshan]

Name: Arcosia
Gender: woman
Race: Imperial Vampire
Starsign: The warior
Class: Crimson
Homes: Nosferatus Haven (made it myself)
Favourite Land: where there is supplys and travel havens
Best Friend: dont have one. she had but unfortunately she had to kill him when he tried to betray her
Worst Enemy: Vampire hunters
Combat Preference: blast the enemy to oblivion whit a spell before she uses the blade or the mouth
Combat Style: blast the enemy to oblivion whit a spell before she uses the blade or the mouth
Greatest Fear: The sun
Greatest Want: Blood and battles or being alone in the Nosferatus haven
Physique: slim but strong and firm
Level: 25
Joined Guilds/Factions: DB, vampire factions and more
Enemy Guilds/Factions: Vampire hunter factions
Childhood: She was given to the Nosferatu as a tribut of gratitude (or just simply taken)
Teenage: She was made a vampire in the age of 17 but whit help from her maker and som spells she did grown but when she was 20 she stoped aging. after that she do whatever her maker want her to du.
Prefered Food: blood as she cant eat normal food without being sick.
Disliked Food: normal food
Favourite Arrow Type: cant use a bow so she have never cared to find out
Favourite Blade Type: sharp ones to slice the enemy beter
Spells: almost every one but most the ones that makes damage
Friendly Races: Vampires and undead as she dont trust the "living pepole" as she calls the normal races
Neutral Races: most of the normale ones as long as they dont find out she is a vampire
Hostile Races: orcs she dont even wana drink from them. the daedra she likes the taste of deadra blood...
Favourite City/Town: Anvil, skingrad or imperial city
Least Favourite City/Town: any other town
Favourite Daedra: sanguin
Least Favourite Daedra: diabela
Favourite Divine: dont belive in them
Least Favourite Divine: dont belive in them
Main Weakness: sun
Main Strength: blood, blade and magic
Goal in Life: serve the master and the maker whit her life
Why she was sent to jail: imperial guards dont like to be feed upon so they wanted to humiliate her before they killed her and therefore she was in a closed of cell when some blades and a old man came...

[Naktis]

lowenp: Hahahaha rofl your character made my day.
VictoriaG: I knew that Eva was a Gothic Breton!
Also since I started posting screenshots again I guess I'm going to tell you guys about all my characters if that's okay with everyone of course.

Name: Neith
Gender: Female
Race: 'n Dywyll
Starsign: The Warrior
Class: Warrior
Homes: None for now.
Favourite Land: Cyrodiil
Best Friend: None
Worst Enemy: Evil people
Combat Preference: Melee
Combat Style: Swords
Greatest Fear: None
Greatest Want: To right her wrongs.
Physique: Uh... slender...
Level: 49
Joined Guilds/Factions: None
Enemy Guilds/Factions: The Dark Brotherhood.
Childhood: Her parents were killed and friendly drow scout took her with him to the Underdark.
Teenage: Was training with drow soldiers.
Prefered Food: Se's not picky about food so everything that won't poison her.
Disliked Food: Everything that would poison her.
Favourite Arrow Type: She doesn't use bows.
Favourite Blade Type: One handed swords.
Spells: She doesn't use spells.
Friendly Races: None
Neutral Races: None
Hostile Races: None.
Favourite City/Town: Cheydinhall
Least Favourite City/Town: None
Favourite Daedra: None
Least Favourite Daedra: None
Favourite Divine: None
Least Favourite Divine: None
Main Weakness: Doesn't use shields
Main Strength: Her strength
Goal in Life: To gain redemption
Why he was sent to jail: She wasn't.

Edited by Naktis, 26 January 2011 - 08:03 PM.