Starsign: Atronach (WUT)
Homes: Under a helmet.
Favourite Land: Under a helmet.
Best Friend: Anyone without Invisibility spell.
Worst Enemy: Anyone with Invisibility spell.
Combat Preference: Be Invisible, and run from everything that can be seen.
Combat Style: Coward.
Greatest Fear: Invisible enemies.
Greatest Want: A giant helmet.
Physique: Weak as hell.
Joined Guilds/Factions: The Best Defense.
Enemy Guilds/Factions: The Mage guild that practices Illusion.
Childhood: Derp was a Dwemer test tube baby, and was rapidly aged synthetically and then animated as soon as he reached -1000. Needless to say, something was wrong with him.
Teenage: See above.
Prefered Food: Invisibility potions.
Disliked Food: Poisoned apples.
Favourite Arrow Type: Rusty iron helmet.
Favourite Blade Type: Invisibility potion.
Friendly Races: Mudcrabs.
Neutral Races: Rats.
Hostile Races: Invisible enemies.
Favourite City/Town: The Imperial one where nobody is Invisible.
Least Favourite City/Town: That one that's on fire and has a lot of Invisible Daedra.
Favourite Daedra: All of them that can't turn Invisible.
Least Favourite Daedra: All of them that can turn Invisible.
Favourite Divine: None; they all bully him.
Least Favourite Divine: Akatosh and Sheogorath, both of whom bully him.
Main Weakness: Invisible enemies.
Main Strength: Being Invisible and running away.
Goal in Life: To be Invisible, forever.
Why he was sent to jail: Public facial exposure.
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Edited by lowenp, 13 January 2011 - 08:24 AM.