audiodef Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 The indoor music you hear in some inns and in Dohvakiin's Warehouse really reminds me of the song "Piano Man," by Billy Joel. I couldn't stop writing the Skyrim version in my head, set to this music, so I decided to write it down and share it with you for the fun of it. GREAT COLLEGE BARD It's nine o'clock on a LoredasA guard asks me what do I needThere's an old mage sitting next to meMakin' love to his Honningbrew mead He says "I'd much love to hear you sing Ragnar the Red - I've rather forgot how it goes.These fools on the street keep changing the words -And their version seriously blows." Dum de de dum de de dum dumDum dum de de dum de dum Sing us a songYou're the great college bardSing us a song tonightWell, we're all in the mood for a thu'um or threeAnd you've got us feelin' alright Now Delpine at the Giant's a friend of mineShe gets me my drinks for freeAnd she's quick with a jokeWhen the room's full of smokeAnd the room rent's as cheap as can be She says "This High Hrothgar business is killing me,"As a smile ran away from her face"Well, I'm sure that I could be the Dragonborn,If I could just shout in his face." Now Ysolda's a Khajiit enthusiastWho complains about starting a lifeAnd she wants to begin her own caravanNow instead, she's becoming a wife And Belethor is selling his sister nowAnd Vilja said she'd do the sameWhat the hell is wrong with these dumb villagers?Do they have any level of shame? Dum de de dum de de dum dumDum dum de de dum de dum Sing us a songYou're the great college bardSing us a song tonightWell, we're all in the mood for a thu'um or threeAnd you've got us feelin' alright It's a pretty good crowd for a LoredasAnd the Dragonborn gives me a smile'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to seeTo forget Ulfric's mess for a while And Lydia still needs to bathe thoroughlyAnd Brenuin's drinkin' cheap wineYet another guard has taken an arrow to the kneeBut the Dragonborn's doin' just fine Dum de de dum de de dum dumDum dum de de dum de dum Sing us a songYou're the great college bardSing us a song tonightWell, we're all in the mood for a thu'um or threeAnd you've got us feelin' alright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivala Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Haha, this is great! Maybe one of the Skyrim musicians can perform it, like Malukah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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