Bloodwardena Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Ah, yes. Vampire boots. Is there another pair that seems to fit so seamlessly with whatever you choose to wear? Simple at first glance, yet elegant, vampire boots are made of the real stuff. They don't chaff and crack and tear with wear, no. The leather is soft and supple, easily enduring the test of time as it conforms to every subtle movement, whispering as softly as Sithis himself... assuming you take care of your boots. No self-respecting Dragonborn would neglect polishing his favourite boots.There is nothing like taking a casual stroll across town in sneak mode at night, popping some arteries as if they were soda cans, fresh from the fridge, while wearing your vampire boots. Just because you go unseen does not mean you have to neglect style because it pleases Sithis.Did you ever wonder how come some of those Dawnguards happen to be so darn good at tracking down vampires? It is not the trail of corpses but rather the lingering scent of those darn boots. The fragrance of top tier leather. Those bad boys sure make the Dawnguard fume as their poor tastes in fashion could never match up to their rivals, and no amount of transparent self-righteousness could ever mask their visible envy. I pity them.We've all had disagreements in the past but I'm certain we could all agree on one thing: that vampire boots are the best boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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