Dullahan Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Lol.. What was the funniest thing you've heard and NPC say? For me, right before i got to the island, the Khajiit ferryman says... "Here fishie-fishie! So and so has a present for you!!" *hawks a fat one and spits into the water* "Here you go, eat this fishie!!" Haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darthdeath Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Lol.. What was the funniest thing you've heard and NPC say? For me, right before i got to the island, the Khajiit ferryman says... "Here fishie-fishie! So and so has a present for you!!" *hawks a fat one and spits into the water* "Here you go, eat this fishie!!" Haha! "So there I was, naked and no idea where I was" -Owner of trade house in seyyda neen TES3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 "So there I was, naked and no idea where I was" -Owner of trade house in seyyda neen TES3Everyone could potentially say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dullahan Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 Lol.. What was the funniest thing you've heard and NPC say? For me, right before i got to the island, the Khajiit ferryman says... "Here fishie-fishie! So and so has a present for you!!" *hawks a fat one and spits into the water* "Here you go, eat this fishie!!" Haha! "So there I was, naked and no idea where I was" -Owner of trade house in seyyda neen TES3 Didn't it go something like.. "I don't remember casting a teleportation spell, but there i was alone and naked' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 "I don't remember casting a teleportation spell, but there i was alone and naked'Yeah, that's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewtC Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 I at once heard a NPC complaining about a guar ruining boots she didn't have on. She also didn't have boots in any nearby containers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Povuholo Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 Did you know that if you jump onto an npc's head while he is saying something, his voice will become high pitched and speeds up? It's funny. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dullahan Posted February 9, 2008 Author Share Posted February 9, 2008 LOL! No. But i know that if i try to talk to an NPC sometimes when his back is turned he says "Who's there?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 The Nords in Bloodmoon have several amusing quips - one about Grandpa Goat, one something like 'his mother swapped him for a dog then sold the dog' and 'That's it, she was an ecdysiast'. (An ecdysiast is a strip-tease artist.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amorant Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 From an idol Imperial guard: "Join the legion, see the world, freeze your arse!" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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