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Lol.. What was the funniest thing you've heard and NPC say?

For me, right before i got to the island, the Khajiit ferryman says...

"Here fishie-fishie! So and so has a present for you!!" *hawks a fat one and spits into the water* "Here you go, eat this fishie!!"

Haha!

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Lol.. What was the funniest thing you've heard and NPC say?

For me, right before i got to the island, the Khajiit ferryman says...

"Here fishie-fishie! So and so has a present for you!!" *hawks a fat one and spits into the water* "Here you go, eat this fishie!!"

Haha!


"So there I was, naked and no idea where I was" -Owner of trade house in seyyda neen TES3

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"So there I was, naked and no idea where I was" -Owner of trade house in seyyda neen TES3

Everyone could potentially say that.

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Lol.. What was the funniest thing you've heard and NPC say?

For me, right before i got to the island, the Khajiit ferryman says...

"Here fishie-fishie! So and so has a present for you!!" *hawks a fat one and spits into the water* "Here you go, eat this fishie!!"

Haha!


"So there I was, naked and no idea where I was" -Owner of trade house in seyyda neen TES3




Didn't it go something like..

"I don't remember casting a teleportation spell, but there i was alone and naked'

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"I don't remember casting a teleportation spell, but there i was alone and naked'

Yeah, that's it.

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I at once heard a NPC complaining about a guar ruining boots she didn't have on. She also didn't have boots in any nearby containers.

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Did you know that if you jump onto an npc's head while he is saying something, his voice will become high pitched and speeds up? It's funny. :P

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LOL! No.

But i know that if i try to talk to an NPC sometimes when his back is turned he says

"Who's there?"

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The Nords in Bloodmoon have several amusing quips - one about Grandpa Goat, one something like 'his mother swapped him for a dog then sold the dog' and 'That's it, she was an ecdysiast'. (An ecdysiast is a strip-tease artist.)

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From an idol Imperial guard: "Join the legion, see the world, freeze your arse!" lol




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