lethielnyrond Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 You say you're bored with Skyrim? That you'll literally die if you have to go through Bleak Falls Barrow one. more. time? That you're tired of generic Chosen One style fantasy plots? Irritated by the kind of story where everything hinges on a hugely implausible coincidence right at the start? Frustrated by the bugs? Or just fed up with how looooong everything takes? Well, this mod could be for you! WHAT IT DOESThis mod simply delays the arrival of Alduin at Helgen by thirty seconds, thus giving the headsman time to do his job. Saves everyone time and trouble all round. COMPATIBILITYThis mod is compatible with everything. Or maybe not. You'll never know! Neat, huh? KNOWN ISSUESThe game ends abruptly after a few minutes. Duh. CREDITSThis entirely fictitious mod was brought to you by Why Are You Even Playing This Game Studios, a division of Sheogorath (Holdings) Inc. For entertainment purposes only. Happy Holidays. Lethiel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thumbincubation Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Would be an outstanding practical joke mod, to slip into a friend's load order. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 someone needs to make this :laugh: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScrollThief84 Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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