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KnorKater

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What if Tamriel was as technologically advanced as we are? What would the music be like? Re-envision songs of our world as music from Tamriel. Post a title, a refrain, or an entire songtext. Funny or serious is your choice. Limit it to one song per post, so others can shine, too.

 

Example:

 

"Prankster's Paradise - by Sheogorath" (orig. Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio)

 

"As I walk through the bit of Dementia that's left

I take a look at my serfs and realize they're pretty daft

Cause I've been mutilating and torturing so long, that

even the folks in Mania think that's weird and wrong

 

But then I also nick adventurers who didn't deserve it

So them calling me a madman is totally perfect

Hidden in the bushes I watch them walking and watch them talking

Soon they and their brethren will be happily squawking

 

I love to make them trip because it's fun, ouch

As I quickly rise and turn one of them into a pouch, fools

I'm the kind of prankster YouDovah's wanna be like,

Bringing others to their knees, while babbling nonsense in the streetlight

 

Been spending most their lives, livin in a prankster's paradise

Been spending most my life, turning others into cheese I like"

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  • 2 years later...

What if it became strictly forbidden to start any topic or discours with "What if...?" We'd run out of whatiffers, that's what.

 

Nah ... they'd just mutate into "If only"s.

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