KnorKater Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 What if Tamriel was as technologically advanced as we are? What would the music be like? Re-envision songs of our world as music from Tamriel. Post a title, a refrain, or an entire songtext. Funny or serious is your choice. Limit it to one song per post, so others can shine, too. Example: "Prankster's Paradise - by Sheogorath" (orig. Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio) "As I walk through the bit of Dementia that's leftI take a look at my serfs and realize they're pretty daftCause I've been mutilating and torturing so long, thateven the folks in Mania think that's weird and wrong But then I also nick adventurers who didn't deserve itSo them calling me a madman is totally perfectHidden in the bushes I watch them walking and watch them talkingSoon they and their brethren will be happily squawking I love to make them trip because it's fun, ouchAs I quickly rise and turn one of them into a pouch, foolsI'm the kind of prankster YouDovah's wanna be like,Bringing others to their knees, while babbling nonsense in the streetlight Been spending most their lives, livin in a prankster's paradiseBeen spending most my life, turning others into cheese I like" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyRJump Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 What if it became strictly forbidden to start any topic or discours with "What if...?" We'd run out of whatiffers, that's what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Striker879 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 What if it became strictly forbidden to start any topic or discours with "What if...?" We'd run out of whatiffers, that's what. Nah ... they'd just mutate into "If only"s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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