goatcha Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 (edited) Anyone read 8-Bit Theatre? Hilarious web-comic.Anyway Black Mage has a once-per-day spell (power) that at the shout of Hadoken! shoots a plasma blast that obliterates absolutely everything in its path.He can also use it to fly, long as he had feather fall in place, but leave that aside.This Level 9 Light Spell is powered by siphoning the love out of the universe. Black Mage obtained it by sacrificing 9 orphans to some ancient god. Anyway, hoping someone will code a once-per-day shout/power obtained by making a deal with Dagon (as Prince of Destruction he seemed most appropriate, despite Boethiah demanding sacrifices) and killing... doesn't HAVE to be all the orphaned children, let's just make it a hundred innocent orphaned bandits.Or something.Console commands work too. Also, should be the body of a warrior in red armour lying next to the altar, perhaps crushed under the weight of a large cabinet (Armoire of Invincibility).On his body one would find two generic steel swords and a pair of fancy steel Sword-Chucks!Sword-Chucks Yo!Only usable by someone wearing full heavy-armour (without inflicting more damage to the wielder than the opponent) these would be the greatest weapon ever devised by the minds of Genius!Also a Note about how Black Mage is his eternal friend, possibly granting power Hadoken if sacrificing children is too hard. Anyway, Hadoken. One-per-day power, sends a massive plasma (electrical damage I guess) blast in the direction the caster is facing dealing, let's say 1,000,000 HP damage to anything it hits. And if possible, if cast while jumping (is that even possible?) sends the caster ragdolling backwards like they were hit by a giant club, minus the damage. Edited July 16, 2018 by goatcha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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