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It's my birthday today


EnglishGentleman

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Happy Birthday.

 

Welcome to the over the hump bunch.

Next is working for twenty years.

Then vacation for twenty years.

Then when you're sixty five. Retirement age. You can start over playing video games again or join a club.

Bowling club, card game club, social club, or one of those outdoor type adventurers club's.

 

For someone your age, I would recommend an outdoor club. Archaeologist Club, Paleontologist Club, or an all around fun bunch; The Drunk and Disorderly Club.

 

I just got back from seeking another artifact while away on an Archaeologist quest. Some wise guy was telling people there were some mystical powerful swords that no one has seen in centuries. After investigating outside for quite a long time I discovered they were already in a Museum. No fun in that adventure.

 

Lastly you might want to just join a BackPackers hiking club or a bicycling club. You'll stay healthier that way. Get out of the house. Thus you'll stay healthier... Might find a girl friend who you can make little girl babies with. After males reach twenty and two years of age (lazy guys mostly) getting girls pregnant and having boys is darn rare, but girl babies... Whoah! We've got enough girls on Earth already!

 

We lame males who aren't active beyond the computer desk are less likely, without drugs that is, to have boy children.

 

Just saying! And I mean, that experience and from my own studies. I'm a guy, there seems to be a lot of that guy girl stuff still going on and around, mostly in our minds. You know; that guys want girls of all ages for various reasons. My Dad did not explain that part. I've just figured it out from reading magazines, watching talk shows, and watching the movie "Sucker Punch". It's about guys that could not pick up girls out in the real world if they tried. That's all!

 

Best Wishes on your New Year. If you decide on one of the more active clubs... Some wisdom I heard a few times on the television might be useful; some people say, I don't know who they are, I just heard they say, "Take along a clean set of underwear. In case you have or get into an accident."

 

And again; HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

And as they say in Switzerland, "Enjoy!"

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Holy Sh*t I missed it.. 25 times now.. LoL!

Hope ya had a good one man!

 

Hah! I just got me a overdose of Rock 'n Roll!!!

Holy Sh*t just noticed I posted to this thread already..

Hawhaw, I'll try not to have so much fun in the future!

:devil:

 

Haw Still partying for ya.. Found some other worldy music to fit the times!! :D

 

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