Corrupt a Wish(game)

[Sniperwhere]

The point of this game, is you post a wish, and the next person to post corrupts it and then posts their wish.

 

Ex:

P1: I wish I had some soda.

 

P2: Granted, but it has been shooken up and explodes in your face.

 

I wish I could fly.

 

P3: Granted but you get hit by a plane

 

 

And so on.

 

So...

 

I wish I could have some sushi right now.

[WoogieMonster]

Your wish is granted, I present you the glorious Japanese delicacy dish, Fugu, prepared by a novice chef with a dull knife (you'll likely die if you eat this).

 

 

I wish to have the most powerful gaming rig ever created.

[Sniperwhere]

Granted but it blows the circuits in your house so bad, it explodes.

 

I wish I could play Fable II. :(

[XanAlderon]

Granted but the graphics become poor, the storyline boring and the controls tacky. :smile:

 

I wish I could make enough money for a ps3.

[WoogieMonster]

Your spouse/parents heard you mumble in your sleep, so they surprise you with a brand new PS3 with the biggest hard drive and a custom paintjob to show off your gamer tag. But they now can't afford the utilities payment, so your house has no power for a month.

 

 

I wish I had a bottle of the finest (insert drink) that never emptied, no matter how much I drank.

[nosisab]

Granted but the graphics become poor, the storyline boring and the controls tacky. :smile:

 

I wish I could make enough money for a ps3.

Granted but when it happens Sony is advertising the brand new PS5 (beware what you ask, you may receive it...)

 

I wish this thread live long and prosper

 

edit: sorry (lucky) woogiemonster, I missed the timing :)

 

Edit 2: I wish not being a smartass and this post forgotten.

[nosisab]

Your spouse/parents heard you mumble in your sleep, so they surprise you with a brand new PS3 with the biggest hard drive and a custom paintjob to show off your gamer tag. But they now can't afford the utilities payment, so your house has no power for a month.

 

 

I wish I had a bottle of the finest (insert drink) that never emptied, no matter how much I drank.

 

Granted and now you have to drink from it all the time to keep out the hangover.

 

I wish Fallout3 will have a CS

[XanAlderon]

Granted but you don't and never will know how to use it.

 

I wish for the ultimate game to be made, that will unite nations and entertain everyone for years to come.

[humanbean234]

I wish for the ultimate game to be made, that will unite nations and entertain everyone for years to come.

Granted! It already exists! It's called "Rock, Scissors, Paper!"

 

I wish that John Lennon hadn't been assassinated.

[Lisnpuppy]

I wish for the ultimate game to be made, that will unite nations and entertain everyone for years to come.

Granted! It already exists! It's called "Rock, Scissors, Paper!"

 

I wish that John Lennon hadn't been assassinated.

 

Your wish is granted. However all his albums (of which there would be many) all feature Yoko as lead singer.

 

 

I wish I had a plasma tv.