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I changed my race again, I'm going to play as a fire elf for a bit, what do you think, better or worse? I read all the backstories and all are cool. Exept for Jesus, that was just insulting (Look at the #1 dislike) :sweat: Santa was hilarious. And I like James Shadowthiefs developed sence of ownership. Although every single one was a good read. (Except for Otherside's, Otherside, you suck! :P :ninja: ) Keep up the great posts

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Things I hate in oblivion, 1) Orcs, (Did somebody say, Genocide? :biggrin: ) 2) People lower than me that talk to me like their better than me , Eat midas magic a$$Hole 3) Getting arrested 4) Dying 5) Long Pointless Quests 6) bad directions that result in being lost (Anyone with me?) 7) Gate Weather, (Ever just walk through the forest and POOF! everything turns red and annoying) 9) People who state the obviouse, (Yes I have rad abs, point it out again why don't you) 10) Crashing 11) More Crashing 12) Lag spots, (You know the ones) 13) claudius vile glitch (They fix that yet? I am too scared to chek) 14) Glauthier. (I hate you,I hate you, I hate you! Commmit suicede because I don't want your tainted blood on me!) 15) The female elf's Grunts. (My god, it sounds like a banshee strangeling a rooster!) 16) The mismatched texturing, (Evernotice that faces are 9/10 times way different than the body?)

Just buy the damn thing, seriously, i mean what is the big deal. I mean seriously, it is totally worth it. My name is Amber H***ting, and I don't know when to quit. SEE! I AM A VINDICTIVE MEANIE!!! *snip* the guy whose account I am using will ever see any trouble, but I probably will *site mentions removed for obvious reasons* PS. Sorry for my Rudness, I am not really a people person. Oh, and if you have any problems, do not PM Demitry, he'll just get pissed at me for using his account to promote illegal trade!! PIRATING IS HEALTHY FOR NO ONE!!!! ****** User has been banned from the site for discussing piracy. User is advised to re-evaluate their policy of sharing account information with others. Please contact staff once this has suitably been resolved. IP of poster has been noted in report. Post has been edited for truth. If you don't like it, too bad. - Vagrant0 ******

Hi, I just felt like posting a screen shot of my character, for whome I have already over explained.

I will be honest, I sort of need help with this Because 1) my team is going through some kind of retarded, thing 2) The programs I need won't run properly on this computer, and my lap top is broken 3) Because you guys are awsome now, what I need is a few new armour styles for my latest pet project, I just need 3 sets, both male and female, and they must be unique, Ie . Need two suits light and one suit heavy, Must be uniques, doesn't have to be extravagent (infact plain is good), just not vanilla. Must be textured, preferably balck, but as long as it is not ridiculous raimbow. Must include shield Weapondry, I need a bow, arrows, a dagger, a lonsword, and a claymore. preferably matching armour. Why? I need to finish my soldier mod, http://tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=26631 Please, I will give a nickle to anyone who does this. You will also be credited apropriatly I don't need anything overly special, just, not vanilla.

It could be: 1) Enemy Health (Like in morrowind) 2) Weapon Health 3) Companion Health (Darian's capable companions has something similar) 4) Karma Bar 5) Completion Bar 6) Flamethrower Overheat bar (You Never Know) 7) Super Magicka Bar 8) Some Bar to confuse people in screen shots 9) Armour Bar 10) Number of coupons used until you get a free sword bar 11) Oxygen content to Carbon Dioxide Ratio Bar 12) Temperature Bar 13) Bar of how many times you have killed a man, brought him back to life so you could kill him with his own weapon bar 14) That wierd bar at the bottom of the screen 15) the amount of time left before the new TES comes out Bar 16) Something to do with Fallout Bar 17) Something Else Bar 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 9, & 17, are the most likely candidates

Actually. micko, I have to kind of agree with you on that one. I have been playing oblivion on and off. As I said in an earlier post on a different topic, I have found every easter egg, finished every quest and side story, and I have finished, Elsweyr Midas Magic Shivering Isles Gates Of Aesguaard Part 1 and I have finished part 2 less than a minute ago, (Literally) Something new might be good, I just wish I could take my character with me!!!! But I am also worried about, all that other stuff I mentioned!

I am excited for the new tes, but it's taken to long! I HAVE BENN SITTING HERE WAITING FOR THE PAST TWENTY MINUTES!!! WHEN IS IT GOING TO GET HERE? ANFD LET ME TELL YOU IT WAS THE LONGEST 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE!!! 21 minutes! AH, Hurry up so we can put all this behind us!!!! Wake me up when it gets here! (Note, It has the distance in timed between 4 & 5 are about the same, so while you guys are waiting for Tes V, I will be waiting for Tes VI, so HAH!!!! only 4-6 years remaining! that means, i'll be waiting for the new new tes for longer than any of you. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, any one want to be second? spots open!)

I would like to post my own baclstory, not doing so in the innitial topic due to the fact of wasting space. But before I do, I would like to set the record strait. -------------------------------- NON RELEVENT TO TOPIC---------------------------------------- 1) Poltical correcness is not an issue for me, I believe that it is the single most trivial thing and is splitting our civilization apart, and I do not know if TRUE HIGHLANDER was making an attack agasinst me or not, I due commend the disregaurd for being politically correct, such issues fail in comparison to the facts of i) the past did happen, and there is no use of being "nice " over what wasn't very "nice" ii) Trying to be politically correct, As I have witnessed, does more to encourage racism and inequality than it does to prevent it iii) I would rather be called a "Nazi Cracker Son Of A B!+(H" than supress a persons right to express their own oppinion By the way who was it who said "If you try to impress everyone, you will only succeed in making everyone hate you" - Anyway. that is my oppinion, please diss it as you will, for it is your god given right :smile: (Just please, PM me your concentrated hatred rather than spamming my posts, thanks) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anyway, back to the topic at hand, My characters name is Aryan, (After Aryan Tailor, not after hitlers "Super Race," The fact that I choose to play as a rather Nazi-like character is a coincidence) My Race is Lupanite My class is Russian My playing Style is Necromancer My hobbies are: Exploring Causing Riots Orc Genocide Long strolls through stuff Murder Being Awsome And placement of my army in an attempt of conquering Tamriel Back Story: In the year 2173, a lab in Russia developed a transdimentional gateway that just so happened to land in the world of Oblivion. My character, Aryan, desides to go through the gate on a super important mission, to collect data for supreme ruler of Russia, Demity Yorkenheimer ;) Aryan had trained vigourulsy for months preparing for this great leap into the unknown, for she knew once she was through, she was on her own. Upon arrival in this strange world, she had found herself transformed throught the process into a half human, half wolf high-bread, and to make things worse, she was aproached by an ugly green monster! This monster adressed her with a simple "Hello," however, she knew the true nature was something evil, after all, this strange world had the sheer makings of evil. She then commenced to pull out her government issued AK 47 and shoot the threat. Than he came, the human. Beng glad to see at last an intelligent being, she put away her weapon and commenced to make contact with the sentinent being, only to be greeted with "Stop, You have violated the law". seeing that she had wasted the last of her ammo on the big ugly green thing, she reluctantly accepted her fate. They took all of her government issued gear and shipped it to the east to be examined by the top scollers of the new world. So she bacame to sit in jail, only tobe mocked by some blue smart @$$ in the cell adjacent to her. To her surprise, her sentence was short lived, for the next thing that happened was some old dude claiming to be the emporer of this "Tamriel," in which he called it, told her that she was the one from his dreams, which was kinda creepy. He continued to babble on about stars and crap, in which confused Aryan. Aryan than commenced to do some kind of tutorial that gave her magic powers or something. Upon exiting this introduction to the new world, she decided to complete the wish of the wierd old dude, but first, she had to make sure that the wierd green monsters, locals called them orcs, could never again foil the plans of her great home nation of Russia, and so, she studied with the magics of the local mages guild, and discovering how to open a portal to Russia she was able to summon her underlings to her sidein an attempt to eliminate the ugly opposition and establish russias foot hold in this new world. She also learned of a new magic called necromancy, and a few trips to tesnexus later, she became the first russian to ever travel to a new dimention, become a wolf person, establish an army in a new world, learn necromancy, and commit genocide against a wierd green race. So, what do you guys think of my backstory?

For BEST MUST HAVE: Midas Magic For races I recomend my Races (Yorkenheimer Race Pack) (He he he) However, the current top is Ren's Beauty Pack For scary: Gates To Aesguaard For Companion: Talkie Toaster & CM Companions (If you can find it, Darian's Capable Companions is my favourate, but I think it got taken down) For a house: Bravil Sea Domes For A Castle Glenvar Castle is nice (WARNING: HARD QUEST, BUT THEIR IS A PLAY THROUGH ON YOUTUBE) And for Evil 6th Element Alot of people will recommend Deadly Reflex, but personally I think it's a little too touchy if your new. I was thinking of starting a BEGINNERS PACK with all the must haves, but I first need to contact all these people and I am to busy modding and complaining about stuff, But i'll get around to it :)

lol I do not mean it's the super worm, (Like in Robot Chicken, only instead of deleting porn, it deletes mods) My main concerns are: 1) Elderscrolls V will become unmoddable, (Ever try modding spore? yeah...) 2) everyone will jump ship and leave me all alone... 3) Tesnexus Spontaniously combusts and ever modder (including me) suddenly dies of a heat attack 4) The world ends in 2012 and we all die My main hopes are: 1) a fully moddable elderscrolls V 2) Bethesda continues being awsome. (F*** YOU EA!!!) 3) A transfer over like morrowind to oblivion 5) Xilver makes a new midas magic (Sorry people, my favorite mod not made by me is my favourate mod not made by me) 6) I win the lottery and become king of the world! And for the sake of saying it: I like Oblivion better than morrowind because despite the obvious and sad cuts (you all know what I mean) Oblivion introduced luxuries that alot of us can't live without. Eg. Gravity Horses Fast travel Non Choppy hacky combat superior graphics Fallout 3 better magic animation (Morrowind had better spells) better animation better leveling and the Oblivion theme song! (Ps. on morrowind, I was the PILLOW BANDIT! MUWHAHAHA) (WTF count on this entire forum so far is currently at 15, if your wondering!)

I have a mauser in oblivion, It's like a shotgun. (He He He Boom!)

Basically, who are you in oblivion. You can't help but admit you have made a backstory or eulogy, Use pictures, Words, whatever, but I am interested to see who some of my fellow players are playing. ie. My characters name is Aryan (after Aryan Tailor), she is a necromancer/Black Magic User I have commited multiple genocides against orcs, (Sorry to any orcs here, but god, orcs are ugly) My character is from Russia some how, and she is a Lupanite, (I know none of this makes any sence, but it doesn't have to, I am a Russian Necromancing Nazi Wolf Person!) My character wears bone armour/armor and I have dead raising powers. TO be honest. I have an elabourate backstory to explain how my character became, that, but I know you people don't want alot to read. Mods Mentioned Yorkenheimer Race Pack II (My Mod Check it out, maybe?) Darkness Unleashed (Necromancy/ Weapons /Armour) Midas Magic (Necromancy/Awsome Spell stuff) 6th Element (Necromancy)

WTF? You never had a quest line, or you lost your quest line? If you lost it, at what point did you get to before you lost it and if you never had it, How the hell did you get to sheogorath and finaly, a hack engine, you know, to hack your save game, Mod Engine You edit the game data in order to add the desired effect, (Creating new missions, armour, ect.) Basically. turn the sky pink Hack Engine: A Sort of external, Super console, Only it doesn't just edit the games cheat commands, but every game function, Basically, Control the weather and other internal functions I currently have C4 Something (On my laptop, which I don't have with me) which was taken down by EA, so you'll have to look for a different one