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BLUUUUUHHHAHHHHGHGHHGHGH :sick: I don't drink. However I have observed people drinking much of my life and these all sound possible. OR he's trying to move like Jagger.

Definitely a Long Island Iced Tea thirty Long Island Ice Teas.

AWESOME!

I've always liked da butt. I'm not going to lie. I thought everybody had a willy until I was five. I never saw my mother naked(thank god) and I only have a little brother so there wasn't any reason to think otherwise. I always knew about bewbs though. Bewbs are good but Hips are harder to fake so they are a good thing too. RAMBLE ON, and now's the time, the time is now to sing my song, I'm goin' 'round the world, I got to find my girl, on my way. I've been this way ten years to the day.

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Oops. There should have been a 'CBS Cares' there.

:laugh: Jessie and James of Team Rocket are a reference to the American outlaw Jesse James. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f1/Pok%C3%A9mon_episode_Beauty_and_the_Beach_-_screen_capture_.jpg/220px-Pok%C3%A9mon_episode_Beauty_and_the_Beach_-_screen_capture_.jpg

He was also correcting your English English. Because language is a rock and not a living thing. :geek: I mean no offense, I'm not picking a fight. I'm just listless and ornery today. But now I'm thinking of Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwbwbwbwbwbwbwbbwbwbwbwbwbbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbbwbs. And everything seems a little better.

IDK Maybe the Beach Boys have got you now. With those waves singing, "Caroline No". Rollin' down that empty ocean road, gettin' to the surf on time.

Well, would you look at that!

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AHAH then I'll ne'r succumb to the sandman's spell! And I'll eat a nice garlic covered pizza e're I do!

:ohdear: Don't turn me into anything...unnatural.

.... umm Idon'teven.

:confused: Really, a vampire. :tongue: I guess that's just teenagers and their "darkness." I let a chick bite me once because she liked pretending. It was weird, but she was hot and I was thirteen. I also let her put makeup on my face. We were Jung young and her bust was sizable. It was worth it. I suppose that's better than a werewolf though. My neighbor pretended he was a werewolf. He'd growl and the like, always obsessing over moon phases. It was very off-putting. He works for Microsoft now.

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Plot hole! AnotherAverageName wasn't resurrected! :geek: Was it a clone? Was it an illusion? Did he lie? Is he undead? Is it the Man in Black pretending to be him? :geek: Bazinga.

That happens to me in line at the store sometimes and I have to quickly find a magazine cover that has something somebody could consider funny. Sometimes there isn't anything funny and I get sad. :(

WALMART NEVER CLOSES!

Bah. If you think it's scary. You're all right.

"I have an iPod Touch and that's all I have to say about that." -Forrest Gump (The Shining)

'TIS THE END TIMES! REPENT!

I have heard as much, yes. I think pretty much anything made by Valve has some way of working with Garry's Mod. Either that or it can be made to by nefarious means. :devil:

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