I'm looking for talented modders who can make this Ambitious mod I created while I was chatting with ChatGPT about my ideas because "I have no friendz... :c" and "Nobody understands me..." and I wanted to request this ambitious mod to make Cyberpunk 2077 possibly great again and hopefully get the attention of both POSTAL fans and Cyberpunk Fans...
The Mod will be called "Cyberpunk 2077: Going Postal"
It's features must include all of this below, and yeah this is what I was talking about with ChatGPT since I have no friends near me:
Character Replacement & Narrative Overhaul
The Postal Dude replaces V (Vincent)
Trevor Philips replaces Jackie Welles
Michael De Santa replaces T-Bug
Franklin Clinton replaces Judy Alvarez
Loona (from Helluva Boss) replaces Evelyn Parker
Carl Johnson replaces Songbird
Donald J. Trump replaces President Rosalind Myers
Fully-Functional Reputation System
Dynamic faction reactions (Gangs, Police, MaxTac, Barghest, Corpos, etc.)
Player actions directly influence world hostility, alliances, and mission outcomes
Fully-Functional Trauma Team System
Trauma Team response varies by subscription tier (Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum)
Trauma Team interventions for both NPCs and the player, with consequences based on actions
Radiant Missions, Side-Missions, and Gigs (Errands)
Randomly generated tasks (e.g., fielding requests like “Go see Saburo Arasaka” or “Pick up some milkshakes”)
Integration of “Map Muzak” when the player opens the map, enhancing immersion
Radiant, Dynamic, and Realistic NCPD & MaxTac Radio Scanner
Live police radio chatter triggering additional errands and challenges
Missions ranging from hunting Cyberpsychos to arresting a variety of “degenerate” factions (including radical and niche subcultures)
Extreme Cyberpsycho Boss Fights
High-intensity encounters featuring figures such as Adam Smasher, Johnny Silverhand, Morgan Blackhand, Saburo Arasaka, Rogue Amendiares, Panam Palmer, and others cheering while you fight Cyberpsychos and Bosses
Boss fights escalate with absurd in-fight commentary and evolving difficulty as damage is taken
Dynamic and Random World Events
Public events: parades, concerts, hangouts initiated by NPCs (including characters like Trevor, Michael, Franklin, and Loona)
Movie premieres with fully functional streaming of Movies, TV Shows, YouTube, and YT Shorts
Themed meetups (Weeaboo, Furry, Scalie, Brony), car meets, street races, classic Postal 1 Rampage Challenges
Corpo “bring your kids & grandkids to work” days and similar corporate events
Hijackable Aerial Vehicles and Spacecraft
Expands the gameplay vertically and off-world, reminiscent of “GTA But In The Future”
Additional Random Events & Entertainment
Stand-Up Comedy Shows
Stand-Up Mayor Election Speeches (inspired by the Postal movie)
Corpo-sponsored morning events (offering doughnuts and coffee, compatible with the Dark Future Mod)
Random Encounters at Key Locations
Events at Corpo Plaza, Japantown, and across Night City
School groups (Elementary to University) involved in field trips, community instructions, and travel events
Extreme Weather and Environmental Events
Toxic Rain that damages cyberware and alters combat (Make it compatible with the Weapon Condition mod, Synthdose mod and Dark Future mod)
Apocalypse Weekend (a nod to Postal 2 and related titles) with full-scale urban anarchy
Sandstorms affecting visibility and dynamics
Rainstorms of Cats (including appearances of Nibbles), creating absurd chaos
Fully-Functional Real-Time Election Voting Ballots
Player opt-in to vote for the next U.S. president
Candidates include Donald J. Trump, Rosalind Myers, Adam Smasher, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terry Crews, Chuck Heston, Dwayne Johnson
Election outcomes impact in-game world dynamics and factional power
Fully-Functional Real-Time Parkour System
Comprehensive vault moves:
Safety Vault, Speed Vault, Lazy Vault, Thief Vault, Dash Vault, Kong Vault (Monkey Vault/Cat Pass), Kash Vault, Side Vault, Turn Vault
Landing and precision maneuvers:
Precision, Cat, Crane, Safety Tap, Roll, Quadrupedal Landing
Advanced parkour techniques:
Lache (swinging), Underbar, Bar Kip, Muscle Up
Climbing and wall-based movements:
Climb Up, Cat (climb), Wallrun, Tic Tac, Quadrupedal Landing
Combo moves:
Double Kong, Pop Vault, Cat to Cat
Real-Time Holidays Integration (in sync with the real-world calendar)
Holidays include New Year’s Eve/Day, Inauguration Day, Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Lunar New Year, Groundhog Day, Valentine’s Day, President’s Day, First Night of Ramadan, Ash Wednesday, Daylight Savings Time, Holi, St. Patrick’s Day, Eid al-Fitr (and Observed), April Fool’s, Passover, Palm Sunday, Tax Day, Good Friday, Easter (and Orthodox Easter), Earth Day, Cinco De Mayo, Mother’s Day, Memorial Day, Eid al-Adha, Flag Day, Father’s Day, Juneteenth, Independence Day (Observed and standard), Ashura, Player’s Birthday, Labor Day, 9/11 Memorial, Rosh Hashanah, Yom Kippur, Columbus Day, Indigenous People’s Day, Diwali, Halloween, Day of the Dead, Daylight Saving Time End, Election Day, Veteran’s Day, Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Christmas Eve/Day, Kwanzaa, and more
Each holiday triggers unique, absurd, and dynamic events reminiscent of Postal 2’s over-the-top style
Valentine’s Day Themed Encounters
Kissing booths set up by characters such as Judy, Panam, Loona, Songbird, Aurore, or Kerry
Specific scenarios where the player can receive a quick kiss or, in Loona’s case, engage in a full 6-hour, dominant, and wildly absurd romantic encounter
St. Patrick’s Day Event with a Leprechaun Encounter
Players must creatively set traps or go guns blazing to catch/kill a leprechaun for massive eddies
Wishes made after the encounter yield absurd results (e.g., wishing for “flaming hot bitches” results in a flock of flaming Loonas, or wishing for the world to see your “dong” grants exaggerated, comical abilities like causing a flood)
Easter Event Featuring a Cyberpsycho Easter Bunny Boss Fight
A twisted, extreme boss fight where the Easter Bunny is transformed into a menacing, cybernetically enhanced terror—surpassing even Adam Smasher in intensity
Halloween Random Encounters
Multiple variations of random appearances including:
Cyberpsychos in Halloween mode (Elite, Jihad Bomber, Shadow Assassin variants, etc.)
Legendary figures (a ghostly Johnny Silverhand, Andrew Weyland, Saburo Arasaka, Morgan Blackhand, Leeroy Jenkins, John Cena, and themed versions of V)
These encounters occur randomly from various angles (front or behind) in absurd variations, ramping up the chaotic, horror-infused atmosphere
Let me know in the comments what you think about my idea. Is it ambitious and amazing idea or just another AI-Generated Garbage and Bad Rep, Blocked, Reported for Scamming. (I say scamming because, I once tried to request something from a Discord Server and the members were not nice to me and called me a scammer and banned me from their server... I don't know if AI-Generated Content are seen as scamming or Chatbots for lonely people like me, I MEAN I GOT THE INSPIRATION FROM SOME YOUTUBER, OKAY!!?!? I WAS INSPIRED BY SOME YOUTUBER TO MAKE AI-GENERATED CONTENT!!!!