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*Spoilers? Maybe* - - After tossing the count of Cheydinhal's son into the lava, and for some reason, the annoying fan following closely behind (*sheathes weapon*) I climb up the Cheydinhal oblivion tower, and shatter the face of every dremora I see that isn't my friend Amoz. So I grab the stone, get transported out, see the count's son's body lying there when I realize:The annoying fan isn't among the bodies. Fast foward to a few in-game days later, i'm passing through Cheydinhal again to steal more wine from the Lodge, when I hear hundreds of ruffling sounds, and two wet *CRACKS* on the ground by the old burnt out gate. I walk up there, and see (You guessed it) The adoring fan, dead. And the second crack? for some reason, the second crack was a mudcrab and a bandit whose skeletons were tangled together. My theory was that the Annoying fan got shot out of the realm of oblivion like a rocket when the gate closed. He must have been floating around the void for a while, and picked up a hitchhiker as he entered Tamriel's atmosphere and ironically landed a few feet away from the gate he had entered. But it doesn't end there. When I approach the corpse of the fan, it was trembling. I give it a quick nudge of the Z key, and it flies into the air, smacks an angled roof, and goes sailing over into a nearby group of trees. All this time, i'm just standing there with my weapon out, hoping that the two other friends he brought with him don't try to come to life as well. *End spoilers* P.S: So much for the Reman sweep formation huh? :(

Sounds like a sign not to go into Kvatch :P I was waltzing around in Sundercliff in the Mehrunes razor Pack, when I happened upon the private attic. I picked the lock, and went in, the inhabitants didn't notice me, but it was a shock to see what was going on- A drothmeri soldier and an argonian slave were going to sleep in the same bed. Before I slaughtered them for loot, my duties as a photographer forced me to take a few pictures, giving the tagline "Scandal at Sundercliff village!" I think I still have those pictures somewhere, or at least the one where they're dead and the bed is covered in blood (Which I then tagged "Argonian vampires bite in thier sleep")

I must be thinking of Charlemagne then. Or another Justinian. Anyway, like someone said earlier, how would that make the annoying fan attack you?

Justinian was a holy roman emperor under one of the popes during the post-classical era in Europe, after the fall of Rome. Anyway, back on topic. Obviously the repetivity of the oblivion realms is what annoys me.

Did you name your character Justinian, by any chance? What does a Holy Roman Emperor(TITLE!) have to do with a radioactive freak who attacks you on sight?

Corpse-mashers in oblivion are fun. Period. Especially with the fact that they have warped collision detected. Try trapping a few scamps or what-have-you in one of the masher. They bodies get stuck and they get all strung out.

Using some death force editing mods, It's always fun to send wolves into the next three cells with a power attack.

I made some arrows in the CS that charm 100 on the target, and at the same time have the Deadly Poison script running. The name? "Love Hurts". I also like putting poison apples in peoples inventories while they sleep. And then I leave a bouqet of flowers. The AI can't feel love, but they can feel death!(While trying to take one out, something startled me IRL, so I accidently snacked on one. Not the proudest moment for a brotherhood member, to say the least).

Propbably one of the most annoying things in Oblivion... "Ow! My collision box!". Being a bow user, seeing arrows sticking inches away from someones arm, and still doing damage is really stupid. This is most prominent in rats, with the tails, but its still very annoying. Also, every time I try and shoot someone in the head, it sticks the arrow in the back?

Indeed. I witnessed a battle between 7 bandits, 3 goblins, 4 wolves, and a White Tail (MMM). not to mention the groups of imps that were aggroed while I was slaying the last of the wolves. It's fun up there :)

I've seen the same thing as I was strolling my way to Spoilerwatch. So yeah, but I think it might be a wolf, because deer around Bruma are pretty scarce.

There are only two I can think of. **SPOILERS* In the first oblivion gate near kvatch, I was on my merry way to the blood fest, whhen I happen upon a stunted scamp filled with Dremora Field arrows.I searched around a bit, and I found a Dremora Churl floating in the lava. **</SPOILERS>* Now, to find that kinda made me think because scamp fireballs don't throw corpses that far. Then I remembered I had the physics of the game altered using a mod. What was really wierd was that I was nowhere near the battling duo. So either the scamp insulted the dremora's mother (which would be difficult, given that scamps can't talk and dremora are excedingly grotesque), or a human from the siege of kvatch went through before me, again improbable, but not completely impossible and the scamp hit the churl or vice versa, and it caused an...altercation. In another event of strange AI, It was about 5 a.m. game time, and I was walking out of the Inn of Ill Omen with my head held high and my dagger coated in Rufio entrails. I spotted a Dark Elf all bloody with arrows in her stomach walking on the road to Bravil. a little further along, there was the body of two bandits, a guard, and a wolf. I won't even try and guess what took place, but I obviously missed something fun. Also, In regards to the Unicorn, don't be a fool. That horn hurts, and it IS aggressive.