[Corrupt a Wish(game)]

Granted, but the trend continues and eventually all keyboards are in braille. Unfortunately they aren't raised and even blind people can't read them, rendering all keyboards useless dot making devices.

 

I wish I had mr. Miagi from the karate kid to do that thing where he makes pain go away.

[When someone says this to you, what do they mean?]

"euphamize"..as in I wanted a dog but got a turtle which was put to sleep.....so the the turtle was euphamized...give her a dictionary.

Actually, I believe that is euthanized. I looked it up, it actually is a word. Euphemized, which means to express or describe something euphemistically. I.e saying snuff instead of kill. This creep tried to get away but I snuffed him before he knew what hit him. As for her context, I don't get what she meant.

[What does your username mean?]

Mine is a shade of red spelled funny.

Hurr durr

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2010/04/picard-durr.jpg

 

I feel retarded for not having a deeper meaning than that

[Corrupt a Wish(game)]

Granted but the instability causes it to bsod every 5 minutes (like my pc has been doing lately)

 

I wish my computer would stop malfunctioning and work properly.

[Corrupt a Wish(game)]

granted, but is infested with 20x spambots.

 

I wish i could take a nap.

[What does the above user's signature say about them?]

Likes glowing, atomic monkeys.

[Corrupt a Wish(game)]

Granted, but it is a halo sheep and contains lead fragments.

 

I wish I didn't have to PT (Physical Training- Exercise [Die]) today.

[I need some motivation]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIEVqFB4WUo

 

Weirdest video ever. But a good running song.

[What does the above user's signature say about them?]

Is apparently a copy of me.

[Corrupt a Wish(game)]

Granted, but the part of your brain that controls breathing malfunctions.

 

I wish pain didn't hurt so much.

[I need some motivation]

 

I dunno why, But this is a good running song. Good rhythm.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHtVBN--AoU

 

Of course, this is usually what I run to. Motivating.

[What does the above user's signature say about them?]

believes that I have thoughts.

[Times are tough, so a blast from the past]

w00t! No school like old skool.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFz2WkVAk38

[Ban for Fun]

Ban for lots of colors. And varying sizes of text. And something else.

[Ban for Fun]

Ban netwit for banning several people at once.

[Corrupt a Wish(game)]

granted, the vehicle is a large cockroach.

 

I wish It didn't suck getting up early.

[Corrupt a Wish(game)]

Granted, now all elves have bunny ears

 

I wish for the lorax, I dunno why.

[Sheep Wars]

http://www.backyardmissionary.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/NewDalek1.jpg

ok

[The Official Currently Listening To Thread]

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granted, now all you can do is type smileys. No one understands what you are saying and you get banned.

 

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

[Corrupt a Wish(game)]

Granted, but you die.

 

I wish my eyes worked better.

[Aliens]

I bet aliens would look exactly like us, maybe they are even less advanced. Like cavemen or something. Maybe we ARE aliens, from Mars, but we screwed the planet up so bad that we had to move to Earth and our vessel crashed, caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, and everyone on board was killed except for two random people. No, but that would make an awesome movie. With Jack Black as the goofy pilot who crashed the ship.

 

Nope, aliens are cows. They abduct cows because they need mates. They abduct people to figure out how to walk upright. They make crop circles when they do donuts in people's fields.

[If you could only pick one person to befriend here?]

Yup, screw humanity. Sitebot is the dude.

[Corrupt a Wish(game)]

Granted, you are happy, but everyone else is emo.

 

I wish I had cheese.

[If you could only pick one person to befriend here?]

Sitebot.

 

Quit dodging my phone calls, I know you're home.