[Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTHEISM]

i just found that site hilarious in general.

 

i just picture someone like the prophet ranting about how we're all gonna go to HELL if we don't pray everyday and come back to the light n all that...

 

bwahahahhaa.

 

goodnight.

[Unearthing Mehrunes Razor in GOTY?]

uhm. no it doesnt. because if it does, i'd be banishing the heck outta people. theres no mention of it on the box, in the manual, anywheres. its seperate.

[Scariest Place in Oblivion]

Lake arrius caverns.

 

even after i slaughter them all.

 

i hate that lake. everytime i have to go by it scares the crap outta me, because i think a horde of undead Mythic Dawn agents will all come outta the water and want to offer my flesh to lord dagon, then eat it. O.o or maybe i'm just weird. or paranoid. definately weird. that lake just seems.....EVIL

[What mount would you most like to see in oblivion?]

Not really a mount, but steerable ships would be cool. With docks in leyawiin and bravil. actually, since theres a ROAD blocking the topal bay from the rest of the niben, you'd need leyawiin reborn. but i cant. because it kills fps. sorry open cities.

[Most Hated NPC?]

Hmm.

 

I hate glarthir, but who doesn't.

 

I hate all the blue-robed mages at the arcane university. i want to off them all.

 

Valen dreth. douche.

 

the buzz buzz orc guy in cheydinhal.

 

Matthieu Belemont, you'll only know who he is if you've progressed in the DB questline till the end. Such a douche.

 

Fighter's guild porters.

 

First mate of the Marie Elena. She's such an.....ugh.

 

Glenroy. You died. Hahahahaa.

 

Ruma Camoran.

 

Raven Camoran.

 

Oh, and Mankar Camoran too =P

 

Dude who initiates you into the Mythic Dawn. starts with an H.

 

Mazoga. The Orc.

 

Farwil Indarys. Arrogant snobby rich kid who needs to grow a pair. Or atleast know how to stay put and let the real hero fight.

 

The guard in the cheydinhal undercroft who always catches me trying to steal the bust of lathasa indarys.

 

Anyone on skooma.

 

Some Dark Elves.

 

Wood Elves.

 

High Elves.

 

Imperial Legion Watchmen and Soldiers.

 

Palyonira. Divine Elegance.

 

Thoronir.

 

All Hackdirt residents.

 

Varnado. He's just not nice.

 

Seridur. Order of the Virtuous Blood. (HAAAAAA....)

 

Eyja. "GOOD DAY MILORD!!!!!!" 50x after I've spent an hour placing books or arranging gems in a display case in Rosethorn Hall.

 

Fathis Ules. He's just a pain. And he's arrogant. and snobby.and a dark elf.

 

Bandits.

 

Highwaymen too.

 

Wolves. And lions. and timber wolves.

 

Janus Hassilidor. He's like...I'm more important than you'll ever be. >.<

 

Mercator, Steward, Castle Skingrad. Hal-Luirz is cool though.

 

Cicero, three brothers trade goods, hands out black horse courier.

 

High Chancellor Ocato. Lazy Bum

[Most Liked NPC?]

I like Sheogorath. Just because he's the only character to make me laugh out loud while listening to what he has to say. I remember when he said he wanted to rip out my intestines or something. I giggled. And then there's his famous farewell: "Come back and see me again, or I'll pluck out your eyes!" Also his beard is awesome.

 

Also, M'Rajj-Dar, the Kajiit who sells you stuff in the DB. He hated me. A lot. But his stuff was awesome. Then *spoiler* as soon as you're assigned to kill him, he starts to love you. Killing him just breaks my heart.

 

Baurus is cool. He's like the perfect sidekick. And he's a redgaurd. He reminds me of Blade. Except not as badass.

 

Witsideutsi. Because her name is funny to say.

[TES5 name]

I think it should reflect whatever the new game is about. Daggerfall was about the fallen king of daggerfall. Morrowind was well, about Morrowind. Oblivion was about the Oblivion crisis. Battlespire was about the Battlespire. (Real hard one there) I think TES V should be about either skyrim, hammerfell and high rock, black marsh and elsweyr in some sort of kajiit-argonian war. Or, we could always go to Atmora or Akavir. All depends on what Bethesda decides.

[What was the hardest quest in vanilla Oblivion?]

Definately The Wayward Knight. I hate having to keep Farwil and his lame friend alive. Especially when I'm blowing through the MQ and don't know any convalescence spells. >.< The best I had was a Protect Other spell, 15% shield doesn't get you far against them Storm Atronachs. So yeah. I'd decided to coc.testinghall and get the *SPOILER* best Thornblade there was from the room that has everything in it in boxes, and give 'Ole Andel Indarys his bloody signet ring. And also just because Farwil is intent on ruining my day with his arrogance. And because of his arrogance, he goes right ahead and attacks that storm atronach, instead of staying back and sucking his thumb like he should be. >.<

 

Farwil, if you're reading this, I hope you burn in the fires of Oblivion.

 

Have a nice day. ^_^

[Except Uriel Septim's son, who do you think deserved to be Emperor]

I think I'd like to be the Emperor because, yes, I can relax in the palace all day if I choose, OR I could leave Ocato in charge for the weekend and go around traveling Cyrodiil raiding ancient ruins. I think that's good for the Cyrodilic economy atleast, being all the spoils of my adventures would help fill the Imperial Treasury's coffers. And the people of Cyrodiil can rest assured that they'd be safe within it's borders. If I saved the whole province from the hordes of Oblivion, I'm pretty sure I can resolve any conflicts within the empire, i.e. Morrowind get's surly again, the Kajiits and Argonians or the Kajiits and Wood Elves get antsy with eachother, or the Orcs just don't like the Wrothgarians anymore. Then again, I don't know which is scarier: a legion of Daedra or a legion of Orcs? Might have to think about that one.