Where to start? When I went into Whiterun a little bit ago, I was quickly dispatched by Delphine who probably was fed up with me having her follow me around (as Esbern suffers silently) as opposed to going where they want to go. Then I tried again, going to Dragonreach, where I saw something amazing happen. EVERYONE who wasn't a guard was attacking me, and the guards were on my side fighting off everything they swore to protect. ._. I saw them attacking Farengar, and as I turned around, the Jarl and Delphine (somehow I blame all of this on her) were attacking me, with Balgruuf's housecarl close behind. Even the children were caught in the crossfire. Delphine apparently had started a war against me, and the amazing power of the law has taken my side. And then there's the Jarl's amazing advisor who, probably being Delphine's partner in crime, is trying to dispatch me. THESE are the things that happen when I try to pick up my husband for an adventure. I have a pretty amazing life. Do these amazing things happen to anyone else? XD