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SPACE IS A HUGE EMPTY VACUMM FILLED NOTHING.
No air can travel tru that. Or yes it can but its impossible to control the direktion therefore you most properly killed all your space patrols by letting it out.
GOOD JOB. THe Sheeps thanks you !
What brain are you talking about?
Hello, a gravity filled space that mimics Earth like envoirment stability systems? And plus, we released it through the airlock, so no, we are still very much alive. How ignorant are you sheep? And you call me brainless. :rolleyes:
enough *creates a bomb thats capable of destroying the universe (don't question it) and all other ones and detonates it killing EVERYTHING except the sheep (thanks to viking and thor who creates a new universe just for the sheep) :D
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oh ho-ho, you foolish, foolish sheep, you'll stop at nothing to destroy yourselfs. The drugs used against you are no ordinary drugs, these are alien drugs, from another world to which you've built no immunity to. So no, our Command Station and COMM relay really is here casue I'm looking at it. Maybe you guys need a lesson because it's your base that was destroyed, not ours. Like I said, it was the drugs talking, the alien drugs. :ninja: :happy:
that's just the thing though i knew you would give us alien drugs so i made a cure that removes all side effects, so that was your base that was destroyed not ours yours :down: so *clones more mutated sheep and has them kill keanu (again)*
Exactly why we bioengineered the drugs so nope, you were still high as everything but yours is still there. And no I'm not dead because you've only killed but yet another clone. Silly sheep, they have thick skulls. *Pat* *Pat*. :laugh:
we sheep have thumbs and i built a machine to hack things for me and the cure still worked even if the drugs were bioengineered so ha, that still was your base getting destroyed :wallbash: though :D
The module doesn't accept sheep hooves, is still voice activated for the first part, and the cure was the real disease because we swapped it out with a harmless strain to make you think it was the disease. :ninja:
Edit: The drug passes through your hazmat suits because we have that tech now thanks to my brain and the aliens. :tongue:
ok this is just frustrating now :wallbash: *makes another cure and uses it on all sheep disabling the drugs effects and then wears special suits that no drug, virus, etc. can ever pass through no matter what you do so, and that was YOUR base that was destroyed
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oh ho-ho, you foolish, foolish sheep, you'll stop at nothing to destroy yourselfs. The drugs used against you are no ordinary drugs, these are alien drugs, from another world to which you've built no immunity to. So no, our Command Station and COMM relay really is here casue I'm looking at it. Maybe you guys need a lesson because it's your base that was destroyed, not ours. Like I said, it was the drugs talking, the alien drugs. :ninja: :happy:
that's just the thing though i knew you would give us alien drugs so i made a cure that removes all side effects, so that was your base that was destroyed not ours yours :down: so *clones more mutated sheep and has them kill keanu (again)*
Exactly why we bioengineered the drugs so nope, you were still high as everything but yours is still there. And no I'm not dead because you've only killed but yet another clone. Silly sheep, they have thick skulls. *Pat* *Pat*. :laugh:
we sheep have thumbs and i built a machine to hack things for me and the cure still worked even if the drugs were bioengineered so ha, that still was your base getting destroyed :wallbash: though :D
edit: and we sheep also had hazmat suits on the drugs had no effect :wallbash:
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oh ho-ho, you foolish, foolish sheep, you'll stop at nothing to destroy yourselfs. The drugs used against you are no ordinary drugs, these are alien drugs, from another world to which you've built no immunity to. So no, our Command Station and COMM relay really is here casue I'm looking at it. Maybe you guys need a lesson because it's your base that was destroyed, not ours. Like I said, it was the drugs talking, the alien drugs. :ninja: :happy:
that's just the thing though i knew you would give us alien drugs so i made a cure that removes all side effects, so that was your base that was destroyed not ours yours :down: so *clones more mutated sheep and has them kill keanu (again)*
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He would say that the gun was never destroyed, simply moved too an off world none of your business location, the moon never crashed into the Earth because you were all on drugs, and the fleet lead by Blue was destroyed violently when we enlisted the help of aliens who personally despise sheep. Oh and yes, your eaten sheep friend is being roasted over a hot steaming pipe, so this time, she stays dead.
The humans will never step down, just put your little heads around the rope where it belongs and your death will be slightly faster and less painful than what it was orginally suppose to be. :devil: :laugh: :tongue: :ninja: :teehee:
well break times over friends back to war :verymad: and whats with CC and calling people drug addicts? anyways *asks thor to kill keanu and CC and destroy the weapon. and *reinforces the armor of blue's fleet with shields that deflect everything even giant moons that were hurled at over 25,00,00,00 miles per hour* also *uses keanu's mind control tech and makes the aliens work for the sheep*
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Don't worry il ask Odin to make a new one.
* HEY ODIN. Check out the missing moon, a little help here? *
http://www.lpi.usra.edu/resources/lunar_orbiter/images/moon.jpg
See good as new : D
lol XD i would love to see what CC would do about this.
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I thought something rodden was going on, Thor would never harm a fellow sheep. And he's very mad now cuz they made him think he failed.
FEEL THE WRATH OF THOR !
* Makes thor send the moon down in the face of the puny ASMF Command center.
http://www.starstryder.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/cometcrash.jpg
if the moon is destroyed, it will also hurt the sheep to so the moon must not be destroyed XD
**bounces around in little excited circles**
YAY I'm alive!
CC I hope you get a Stomach Ache. Actually... >:3
**Pulls out a little doll in the image of CC and prods it in the stomach**
you mean one of those voodoo dolls?
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Why was the sheep army orphanage so close to their relay anyway?
* Joins the black'ops in their killing, makeing sure theres no surrivors *
after sending out scouts turns out it was a fake those sheep were robots designed to assassinate real sheep who go there to recruit new sheep
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Yeah.. You just hit the sheep army orphanage. Nice.
thanks for pointing that out tasty looking goldfish *grabs the goldfish and eats him* (no offense u3berman123 *then resurrects every sheep that died in the accident*
and don't worry about the spelling errors viking also *has LFC and this black ops sheep ambush and kill ASMF units*
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Haay guys i prayed to Thor the Lightning god of vikings. He said he would assist us with some firepower. Here you go ! : D
http://www.mutah.edu.jo/eijaz/bombardment_med.jpg
lol good job now if only that was CC'S main base right?
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reinforcement from taurons and caprican is here, commence planetary bombardment. :happy:
burn them all,take no prisoner
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3640/orbitalbombardment.jpg
scramble all available fighter,i'll lead them myself 8)
target : R-24 orbital cannon.
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3919/fleet2.png
*resurrect trapiki with his witchdoctor elixer* :tongue:
*orders the mutated sheep to assist blue in destroying the R-24 orbital cannon*
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ok thats just wrong, even if it is a joke viking thats just plain wrong theres nothing funny about what you said
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Trapiki was eaten.
*somehow launches the 15 internets (im not going to repeat myself for the 5th time) and destroys the galaxy, killing everyone except the sheep*
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You cant get in here. This is a secure vault, where even something as strong as chuck norris, the terminator, bruce lee and the worlds strongest man combined couldnt break it.
*Hands the flamethrower to one SSgt. Thompson*
They killed Keanu. Damn fine tech he was. Oh well. We can make it up by killing this one.
*Flames trapiki until she's nice and roasted, then carves her up and serves a few bits with mint sauce to Broken*
There's your revenge on the one that burned your lookalike Commander.
too bad the mutated sheep had the ability to corrode anything *lightly touches the door and watches as it collapses onto the ground XD* then uses one of trapiki's spells to bring him or her back to life and then uses the ultimate weapon that can destroy entire galaxies, the 15 internets that you gave me for guessing what the robot is, "i didn't want it to come to this commander, oh who am i kidding ever since you started the war i always wanted it to come to this XD"
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Ow! It burns... Just Kidding
That girl looks exactly like me and it worked. You didn't know sheep? I'm hiding in an underground bunker in a disclosed location, issueing commands. You cannot stop us!
*clones the mutated sheep and has them scout the area for your base "base found" *orders them to break in it and destroy you :devil:
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Crap! *rushes to put the flames out*
Medic! Get her to the field hospital!
*Grabs megaphone*
This is the XO, Now taking command.
I want a 3 man detachment to this room now!
*Charges forward and grabs trapiki*
Men, take this one to the Secure Vault. Make sure that you turn on the WitchDoctor Immobilizer.
*orders the mutated sheep to save trapiki and then shoots keanu, killing him instantly* oh and *launches napalm on the parts of the fleet thats on fire :D enjoy your new blazing fleet :D
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EDIT: Erm, hollowman, you dont know where our fleet is. Its not orbiting earth anymore...
Men! Belay orders for Operation EndWar. New orders to secure Keanumoreira.
First step: Destroy the incoming forces.
Second step: Advance on position 433'43'45'214
Third step: Engage enemy defenders. Anything you need you've got for this mission.
Final step: Get Keanumoreira to safety and Exfil through helicopter.
*Changes to VHF212, or base megaphone system*
Everyone! Sheep are incoming on the base! Go to condition 1, and grab everything from the armories. Arm up men! We will not fail!
*pulls gun on keanu* "surrender now or i will kill keanu!!!" *then sends out mutated sheep that all have special ability's to commander's fleet, then fires emp bombs that disables everything including your weapons, and has the sheep aboard the sheep fleet abandon it and return to <insert planet name here>
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Ah great news. The main fleet is here, just as I expected. XO, your orders are to lead the fleet and lead us to victory. The world depends on you son.
*builds our own fleet based on stolen schematics and orders them to engage your fleet and to destroy the secret weapon* *and fires all anti matter bombs at your fleet and sits back as the debris of your fleet floods the sky*
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Damn does blasted sheep! At least we have the secret weapon. Tech expert Keanu, if you read this repair this weapon and test it. I want results
"im afraid keanu can't do that broken" "you see we have him now he does what i say" "sheep hunt down that weapon and destroy it!! we can't let the enemy have it"
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Good! Alpha team, your mission is to abandoned air base and recover all usable aircraft that you can find. There is also a secret weapon in there that must not fall into enemy forces. I repeat the secret weapon must be secured and the aircraft recovered.
hey thanks broken :down: "sheep forget dr whatever his name is return to the airfield and destroy alpha team and recover the weapon, leave no survivors, and destroy that thing thats in space whatever you call it"
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**Starts drawing a summoning circle on the ground, and a blue glow appears in the middle in the form of ordinance boxes**
I'm sure the ASMF won't mind us borrowing these. :3
ASMF? and *clones even more sheep and arms them with plastic explosives and has them raid the vaults to steal all the ammo
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Well you cant launch bombs if you dont have any now can you? :turned:
did you not read my comment i still have bombs :turned: "sheep! find and kill dr robert mechforth we must NOT let the ASM find him i repeat find and kill dr robert mechforth if the ASM get their hands on him this war will be over and we will lose report to me or blue when you find him"
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Getting another report Commander.
'Delta team to base, outpost secured. They put up what, well, a child would consider a fight.'
'Alpha team, convoy is stopped. There's some good stuff here. Doesnt look like it was just weapons either, theres ammo and rations. Looks like they're going to miss all this stuff. I think we might have just crippled them in this sector'
'Base? Omega. Bad news, they executed the scientist. More orders required.'
*fires more bombs at the convoy destroying it and your alpha team, then fires bombs at omega killing everyone, bombs bravo killing them to :)* so what was that army you were talking about again?
Read above Mr. Hollow. :whistling:
too bad i gave the sheep armor to protect them from the bomb kean *sends out the sheep i bombed to hunt down kean*
and CC im not on drugs so stop saying i am :verymad:
also i still have more bombs and dozens of bomb making factory's

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has thor or whatever destroy yours and kill all the aliens