MrDracconus

Let's be honest, there's been a lot of hilarious mods for this game, but I don't think ANY could compare to having Kelvin from Sons of the Forest modded into this game. I know, I know, he's Intellectual Property, and having him as a companion could really cause a lot of litigation concerns, so I'm pitching the following idea to anyone that's proficient with 3d modeling, UE modding, and bone rigging/AI: I emplore someone, somewhere - PLEASE, make a "legally compatible rendition" of Kelvin, we'll call him "Kalvin" under parody law, who's JUSt as derpy, but instead of being deaf let's make him have a shattered tibia and walk with a limp, or something. Anyway, This pal will be derpy as all hell, walk around with a limp, and make guttoral sounds similar to that of a 95 year old man experiecing coitus for the first time in 40 years when he performs actions. Then, when he's done, he'll give a high five animation instead of the WONDERFUL "Thumbs up" (Hey, me do good) that Kelvin does.

Someone somewhere HAS to make this happen, and if you can make it's sound him saying "Aww, B%*#h" that would be even better! I would, but I'm not familiar enough with bone rigging / 3d modeling, sadly :/